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Can confirm. There are
     tons of wives available
if you're not picky.

Theater tickets,
     on the other hand, will fuck
you with a cactus.

Are you coming here
     without a job or are you
asking for a spouse?

Entertainment is
     good if you like live music.
It is everywhere.

Thanks for the feedback!
     Nice! I was very impressed
with your build album.

The average person
     does not care or want to learn
how computers work.

Immediately
     I know that everything is
going to be wrong.

Like, on Pirate Bay
     you can get every text book
ever, or something.

We have good stable
     jobs, but homes are expensive
here in Seattle.

I will have extra
     to trade if you had any
events worth trading.

And if that doesn't
     work, splatter more paint on it,
and rock the 80's look.

Their morals must be
     properly respected, their
God aptly revered.

Exits are N, S,
     E, W `TALK VOICE` You
cannot do that here.

Out of the darkness,
     a manilla file folder
is tossed on the ground.

They aren't super great
     but they do replace hardware
at a decent speed.

He's also the guy
     who tattooed all those stars on
that teenage girl's face.

That juice that very
     almost didn't tip had me on
the edge of my seat!

Why does God even
     need to abide by His own
standards of justice?

You may not like him
     but you obviously see
what makes him "special".

If he's done nothing
     wrong in this case, why are you
bringing his name up?

It depends. Your best
     bet would be to call ahead,
or get there early.

I agree. She could
     barely maintain her body
when it was "perfect".

I don't doubt that it's
     happening, I'm just curious
how it is happening.

If he just happened
     to be there for no reason
that's pretty shoddy.

Wow, the Snake figure
     kinda doesn't look like Snake
at all. Who made those?

my answer wasn't
     to contradict your statement
but in addition.

Yeah because their crimes
     were so humane to start with.
You won't regret it.

This isn't very
     funny if you know the source
behind the photo.

Well it helps preserve
     night vision, you're still better
off without it though.

(Despite many more
     factors that matter) Needs more
blood What's golden rice?

He's high. No wonder
     Katy dumped him. Can I get
pregnant from hugging?

You are different, but
     that doesn't mean that there is
something wrong with you.

Have my vote I knew
     someone in high school that could
have passed for mid 30's.

At no point did Cap
     say he was the only one
with the right to try.

She had one for each
     opening in her bedroom
where the tv was.

Our politicians
     like to say that there is no
money, that's bullshit.

[deleted] It looks
     like it was made by someone
who stitches baseballs.

And fly. no Would be
     happy to, if he ever
gets around to it.

Also, what if there
     was an emergency when
he was in the hall?

Did a double take.
     When I read your reply out
loud it sounds funny.

it doesn't matter.
     the possibility still
exists of less pay.

If a customer
     abides by the rules you set,
how is it their fault?

Pac should have gotten
     rid of Arum years ago!
It hurt his career.

I more excited
     to see how this update will
effect Windows Phone.

But Kendrick has had
     good starts against more than just
Miami this year.

People naturally
     want to exclude and torture
what is defective.

I am sure others
     exist but they haven't been
posted online yet.

The subject actually
     came up last night and we talked
briefly about it.

I see, so actually
     doing your job correctly
is too hard for you.

They use written laws
     and established precedent
to argue disputes.

Analyze you're high
     mindset and the kind of things
you think of while baked.

That's not a problem,
     that's just the photographer
being a moron.

[deleted] PA has
     very strict and strange views on
drugs and alcohol.

But I believe most
     are still faithfully doing
their jobs the right way.

Anyway, this are
     just silly theories that are
fun to think about.

[deleted] ^This is
     how you do it, especially
at busy places.

You're going up too
     fast with the weight if your knee
is wiggling like that!

I don't even watch
     this show, but I think these looks
are just so fun! Thanks!

Seriously, you
     post a comment like every
minute of the day.

Some stuff, technically,
     but in reality they're
completely different.

Songs, artists, albums
     etc can be searched
and played with Siri.

It's okay guys, OP
     is black I cry all the time.
Happy, sad, angry.

If you don't, you might
     as well join the Westboro
Baptist Church right now.

I bet your pitching
     looked a lot better before
the season began.

Lowe is a very
     good journalist but he let
himself down this time.

[deleted] You know....
     the thing I really don't get
about these people.

Gatsby is nothing
     more than an innovator,
not a criminal.

OP deals with stress whilst
     at the edge of an open
aircraft door. Respect.

I would imagine
     construction in our city
is last on the list.

People to just hand
     over their money to you
with no questions asked?

Can you only do
     this once per game cartridge, or
is it per save file?

[deleted] "You got
     some BIG testicles to pull
this off Bro!!" lost it!

I mess with friends by
     gifting them things just before
we go into queue.

I usually am
     thinking what I would do if
I were at the scene.

A full powered one
     since the one on thriller bark
was not full powered.

I hope someone comes
     along and smashes your car,
bike, or property.

Many of my peers
     at most did their homework but
beyond that slacked off.

I had to actually
     read **books** and use the dewey
decimal system...

I think the Doctor
     needs someone who can put him
in his place sometimes.

sure that opens up
     discussion, but it's the same
bullshit every time.

If you have any
     tips of where we **need** to go
while there, let me know!

Congratulations
     on picking up the one thing
that keeps me at peace.

I thought that would be
     enough, next topic, but no,
she scratches deeper.

The USA is
     fine, if that is what you meant
by America.

Your son can do time
     for manufacturing meth.
Or visa versa.

The guns legally
     in the hands of citizens
is a deterrent.

Moved half way around
     the country (Canada) just
for the adventure.

Knowing the way pubs
     have gone in that time, it might
have gone. I hope not.

Ill walk leisurely
     at my own pace and bikers
can pass if they can.

She treats her body
     like a finely tune machine.
Keep fit and feel good.

Girls around my state
     take the whole "smallest state" thing
much to literally!

Oh hell yeah, that's what
     I'm talkin' about! You should
throw down on here more!

.........these threads are weekly....
     [deleted] I really thought
everyone knew this...

The only problem
     with them is that they are on
the visiting side.

So it'll be a while
     until I try another
How big is that thing?

You're essentially
     saying they shouldn't vote just
because 'it's their right'.

And if her sister
     last saw her at home, what were
the circumstances?

I'm curious how
     their personalities will
add to each other.

IF that is the case,
     then I essentially just
dodged a bullet right?

Building with her blocks,
     letting her draw or have her
tell me what to draw.

Championship is
     undoubtedly the hardest
league to get out of.

Always lead in love.
     Lead her and your family like
Jesus leads His bride.

Many times I held
     their hand until their last breath
if they were alone.

Which is why I made
     my comment a day ago
and left it at that.

I can assure you,
     reading that manual IS
for a different game.

Nothing sexier
     than a perfectly timed spin
move around a tacke.

I build my PC
     because I like to know what
parts I am getting.

So, say your spark plugs
     and leads need changing are you
going to fix that?

Why should it be free?
     Everything is hosted on
Microsoft's servers.

The fact is that no
     deal has been made with Virgin
Media *as yet*.

Believe what you will
     friend, but I believe, and that's
where I'm coming from.

House? Car? Credit Card?
     debt is not a pure evil.
Walk away from this.

If so, this isn't
     going to help a damn bit.
Are you over it?

The series is great
     at picking great directors
to do the series.

It's always been two
     logos and will probably stay
that way for a while.

I read this and thought,
     "Who's cosmo? I've never seen
that /u/ around here.

[deleted] Hold on,
     why do we hate her again?
I think I missed this.

I do not know if
     that has anything to do
with it but it may.

On the other hand,
     oh my god Harrison Barnes.
Such a nice draft pick.

But I know the best
     route for my own safety is
by taking things slow.

At a certain point,
     the school name doesn't matter
that much anymore.

Well most likely yes.
     However if there's a 100k
difference in price tag?

It's used for things like
     insulation around pipes.
I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!

Stopped off for a quick
     trade at the Argon trading
station, did we? Yep!

I don't believe that.
     I do believe some people
do lie to themselves.

I do believe some
     people do lie to themselves.
I've seen it happen.

I hear a rumor
     on Jeep Forum that they might
bring the "chief" trim back.

I don't save my pack
     winnings though like some to use
for a draft later.

Those aren't black guys, they're
     Nigerian guys, aka
legit Africans.

I may just stop by
     today if I get done on
the north side in time.

Not like an artist,
     like take a roller and paint
the wall one color.

I first want to say
     that many of the points you
raise are accurate.

We knew what they would
     be used for and went approved
the sale anyway.

Same here! I've been just
     playing it on repeat since
I discovered it.

Also the only
     site I've found that doesn't take
forever to load.

Yea you're right. I do
     remember hearing them on
the radio first.

Dying is stupid.
     Running for a meaningless
number is stupid.

I hated the Bush
     years, but this is a statement
I can agree with.

When it dies, so will
     the fires that have been burning
for so many years.

I found out that if
     you turn off the light, flies won't
even try to move.

I loved watching him
     against Barca, great player.
Great name too! Ha, thanks.

Money is a way
     to represent resources
and those are finite.

The Vita scales are
     higher because there's higher
numbers to cover.

Then I can decide
     the value of my art is
billions of dollars.

Can I sue people
     for billions of dollars then
if they copy it?

I love its take on
     the Revelations story.
It's pretty simple.

Maybe wait and see
     how the combat actually PLAYS
before imploding.

Wow! I love it :D
     My dog makes those fast laps too,
except in the yard.

Now I'm not saying
     the smart girl is disgusting
to even look at.

[you back?] How about
     bacon, lattice, tomato,
ham, cheese, and dressing?

What is with this "see",
     "take", "call" and raise shit? Do you
think you are clever?

I'd like to believe
     he lived with former Bruins
goalie Tim Thomas.

ILL DROP THE PRICE DOWN
     TO ANY REASONABLE PRICE
I JUST WANT IT SOLD.

Are their tubs heated
     properly, clean and the right
size to permit growth.

This was fixed on last
     TU. Love it! I did mine pink
for my 20th too.

Also, infusions.
     This is actually how Jim Beam's
Red Stag came about.

So I'll usually
     just sleep another hour or
so, fortunately.

!...awesome Middle Though
     the big game companies frown
on library sounds.

Not everything is
     3D though. Carrots, wheat, flowers.
Is there a reason?

He's very stubborn
     and *never* admits he's wrong
in an argument.

Please don't let a few
     socially inept people
dampen your spirit.

But, yeah, I'm sure they'll
     explain that in the first few
minutes narration.

It is nice to be
     scared where actual the actual
chance of death is nil.

What is "The Awful
     Truth: The Golden Ticket Was
Really Just Mylar"?

The governmENT should
     be supporting logic, not
zombie worshippers.

They don't have powers
     and don't represent omens
do they. Yeah, I know.

Basic insurance
     costs $500/month and doesn't even
cover dental work.

That is not the same
     thing as being trained to be
"violent animals."

I can't even tell
     if you're serious asking
such a dumb question.

Watching a horror
     movie in a theater
in downtown Detroit.

This question's for Luke:
     how many hours per week do
you spend practicing?

Hate has brought people
     to rise in times where 'love' or
compassion would not.

There are very few
     games I play all the way through
without dropping them.

What a dick. My head.
     If you scratch my head, I just
shut down like a cat.

Yeah, it bothers me.
     I'm doing keto, but I'm
not on a diet.

I still haven't watched
     the animated show but
I hear better things.

Even if you could
     keep all of that down, it looks
like too much protein.

Maybe people on
     here will have feedback about
those programs for you.

When a blonde uses
     'i'm a blonde' as an excuse
for being stupid.

Then I watch Watchdog.
     And I feel a foreboding
sense of hopelessness.

I've seen it before,
     but they don't make the ice cream
there, its much too small.

Because maybe, just
     maybe, everyone else is
wrong except for him?

Well, they're not taking
     down the server (physical
space), just the marker.

Unlike monsanto
     we think if you own seeds you
should own the offspring.

Why let a random
     creepy stranger have that much
power over you?

heavier board will
     give you a higher top speed
though I'm so lonely.

The adult way is
     to go to the store the day
after Halloween.

This summer I want
     to get fit enough so gay
guys will flirt with me.

Plus, I don't get their
     determination to do
origin stories.

I've come to expect
     nothing less than amazing
responses from you.

Damn, that thing has some
     really nice definition
for a camera phone.

Therefore they can't just
     mine with it themselves without
committing a crime.

Otherwise we could
     all sit here and have a laugh.
This was amazing.

And in that context
     things are not quite as simple
as they seem to be.

Derek. Yum, how'd you
     do the garlic and cumin
seasoned onion discs?

Can you put your hands
     on top of mine so they look
like they are my hands?

Also, highly ranked,
     uncommitted players are
the most viewed pages.

I turn, throw the ball
     back, and keep running without
looking back again.

Yeah, you've got it right;
     elevate hands for incline
and feet for decline.

My battery is
     still pretty full, what advice
do you have for that?

Do they write vowels, or
     do you have to know the words
like in Arabic?