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The one thing i've heard
     complaint wise is that they're too
'short' for tall women.

We sold your mortgage
     ten seconds after you signed
on the dotted line.

[deleted] Quite true.
     I think it'll be a good one
to watch. [Yes, actually.

Which, I've been told, is
     not exactly productive
when doing yoga.

Hibernation weight
     is the hardest kind to lose.
There already are.

We'll be blame for it,
     they expect the United
States to do something.

big cans but i had
     lots of trouble with them not
picking up my can.

If you have a good
     sound system, the audio
is incredible!

I'm going to do
     that, too. DAE LE GOLDENEYE??
What kind do you like?

I heard you can find
     groups with similar interests
and meet up with them.

and i'm not talking
     about just bullshit paper
cuts or anything.

I just think the feds
     don't have the authority
to do it. Second!

Please keep up with these
     things if you're going to be
posting requests here.

She probably doesn't
     even understand what is
truly going on.

You do understand
     that it's the people who make
up the system, right?

Am I the only
     one who think that didn't really
answer the question?

If you have Joey
     Bats and he's playing, I don't
see how you sit him.

This is a great point;
     the setup for this mission
was incredible.

And it does, really,
     for people who want to play
online casually.

Thanks to everyone
     who helped me make decisions
and discuss pricing.

Great insight into
     my life you have there, random
internet stoner.

I'm really getting
     tired of typing this out
over and over.

Wondering why you
     left out the one on top though?
Maybe she's special.

This is pretty much
     for any race, they are all
equally racist.

you pretty much just
     gotta chop em up, not much
more effort than that.

If you get that down,
     you're a monster no matter
what launcher you use.

Ha, no. We've great friends
     forever (our parents used
to work together).

Ditto other guns
     that they retroactively
decide they don't like.

It's an atheist
     projection of what you think
Christians actually think.

The internal rhyme
     scheme between all eight members'
verses is insane!

I do the same thing
     with door locks and leaving stuff
out on the counter.

that is scary. Wow.
     I already know this is
gonna end badly.

Good ventilation
     and airflow, but it's really
down to aesthetics.

Save money on food,
     spend it on delicious beer.
Yes I like this one.

And I'll state that, once
     again, it isn't my eyes
that are the concern.

And butter. I knew
     this one family that would leave
that shit out all day.

Bigwig will happen.
     I hope. Right guys? [deleted]
Ok thanks a bunch!

my all time favorite
     is to take a wedge of brie
and cut it in half.

He's Cambodian.
     I'm Cambodian. And that's
pretty cool. Question.

Once you find a few
     that work for you, crank it up
and break the knob off.

When you can, you're just
     lopping off the person you
fantasize about.

But either way, no
     harm no foul as I see it.
So nope, nothing wrong.

[deleted] You do
     know that Gypsies and Roma
are the same group right?

I saw several kids
     in shorts when I dropped the son
off at school today.

I have no noticed
     any difference in my pain
levels, good or bad.

Exercise. Not sure
     who wrote that one, but there were
some odd parts in it.

Enjoy. No one has
     yet noticed the scary ass
face in the kitchen!

My strong suspicion
     is that you're the only one
who cares about this.

But obviously
     you know this already, since
you're so smart and all!

I'll go into debt,
     I just want these covered up.
Whatever it takes.

thought it was a nice
     touch and added a little
depth to the 2d frame.

But where does it sound
     like OP is asking about
competing with pros?

Congratulations
     kid, you temporarily
avoided some pain.

Agreed, he really
     knew how to work a crowd but
his singing was ass.

After all, the last
     mass shooting in New York state
was by the police.

Hell, throw in liquid
     nitrogen and helium,
just for good measure.

Nice job! LEGALIZE!!!!!!!!!
     I dunno, our indians
are pretty tasty.

That weasel, Roy Blunt,
     should be expelled from Congress
for pulling this crap.

Frisco Whale's Tail Pale
     Ale for this frail gail gets me
off the rails.... for rails.

That's one reason why
     I always figured women
hid their underwear.

I just realized who
     Mark Sanchez is trying to mold
his career after.

This also happens
     every year and people are
still surprised by it.

In the end, China
     already trades more with South
Korea than the North.

I would not take them
     on time to prove to myself
I did not need them.

Remember... slide down
     from the front, it's the first hole.
The [first] one. Good luck.

He was selected
     as an Olympian when
he was a sixth man.

Maybe he felt like
     he was playing mall Santa
and fed up with it.

An example here
     would be all the grad students
going to law school.

He seems to enjoy
     making new music a lot
more than playing shows.

What is the best thing
     I could ever do for you?
Mustard on my eggs.

They can't get around
     if their horse is scared to be
on the road. Happy.

BREACH! And now I know
     what I'm doing this weekend.
WHEN WAS THE FIRST TIME?

How to make the small
     pox vaccine or else I would
be one dead stranger.

That way I don't get
     Artist A feat Artist B
cluttering the list.

If you watched this last
     half inning than you just saw
the entire game.

Now just keeps playing
     the foot rub card, thinking that's
the golden ticket.

The bible is not.
     I don't know any Christians
that don't cherry pick.

I kinda really
     want it but I heard it has
no pigmentation.

[deleted] Any
     and all. Defend which you choose.
Go fuck yourself then?

Just trying to be fair.
     Money. This took me less than
two minutes to find.

It's got some bugs though,
     had to use some cheats to walk
through walls a few times!

The topic question
     doesn't make sense to me, cause
I don't think that way.

Amazon, and yes!
     [deleted] Spicy Mustard,
Relish and onions!

I thought it was good,
     up until when Bully Ray
broke through the table.

Posing cadavers
     like this is just plain weird, don't
care what century.

I say may, not will,
     because nothing is certain
in cases like that.

[deleted] This is
     the on in Montreal, if
I'm not mistaken.

His music can sound
     so happy and terribly
sad at the same time.

You can't simply *choose*
     to believe that you're on Mars...
you *know* you're on Earth.

All the graduate
     students I know have very
active social lives.

Showing he still has
     the red shorts, he just wears them
under his suit now.

If you stay, you stay.
     If you leave, we're here to talk
about the journey.

Wow. Fantastic job,
     especially for such a low
amount of people!

Good luck, consider
     yourself lucky if you are
Central or East coast.

Hell, if you have kids
     or plan to have kids, it *should*
be mandatory.

Why don't you think you
     have knowledge that others may
find useful? For sure.

Mythical beasts? No.
     We already have dragons,
angels, and demons.

Oh well probably won't
     happen as long as the films
are making money.

And I wasn't sure
     if I should pass her or keep
driving behind her.

So what happened next,
     did you and her ever see
each other again?

Uh I live right down
     the road from a Japanese
military base....

It's for when he feels
     nostalgic about playing
on a winning team.

Circle all the things?
     Whatever the easiest
thing is to prepare.

Your anecdotal
     evidence is meaningless.
North Carolina.

Glover talks a lot
     about this in his book 'No
More Mr. Nice Guy.'

Ugh, what a sour taste.
     I'd have been pissed and sad if
I was the Santa.

would likely get down
     voted despite its appeal
to casual players.

JUST BECAUSE YOU WANT
     TO GET MARRIED DOES NOT MEAN
YOU SHOULD GET MARRIED.

the last part lost me.
     Man, I wish I'd have gotten
in to the beta.

There is no getting
     around it, you will get pulled
over and questioned.

Fucking A fucking
     B... They had a lot of cool
inventions back then.

Heroes can lose their
     abilities and still be
the same character.

I'm not a racist,
     I have many black friends, but
this shit was ghetto.

I want Clarkson on
     the team but he needs to be
honest with himself.

You want proof, just look
     at the credits of every
reality show.

Whatever happens
     in Curry's career, no one
will forget that night.

I dunno, good luck
     to you I don't know, I'm just
trying to understand.

Don't mess with someone's
     kid and you won't have to be
placed back in diapers.

Before it bands like
     these would have wasted away
in obscurity.

Traditional shared
     hosting will give you nothing
but constant headaches.

I don't think he was
     supposed to be the third man
rather than Hogan.

Because if I had
     to duo with my girlfriend
in diamond... Hello.

Most of the time you
     both feel the desire, but
then sometimes you're wrong.

I had to edit
     some of it and it wasn't
going well for me.

Because it is _their_
     reputation that's about
to take a beating.

First fifteen minutes.
     If i want i can do it.
Fuck you Nike! No!

Har har I don't think
     alimony works like that.
Oh man, Kamen. He's...

You can do research
     and price stuff out but you won't
know until you start.

(edit: spelling) Ah,
     well I was just referring
to the excel world.

Let me point out some
     elements that I think are
rather suspicious.

Saute cheerios
     in butter or margarine
until they are browned.

Jesus says that is
     the summary of the law
and all the prophets.

I also only
     brush my hair in the shower.
Never while it's dry.

Check out John Trudell.
     He reads prose over native
american songs.

if that doesn't work
     then i have to get lucky
and catch it off guard.

I would much rather
     compete with y'all then those god
awful Phillies fans.

Ok, but don't you
     have to go through credit checks
and stuff to get them?

Unreported jobs
     by those applying How much
can you push up? Yes!

I can't remember),
     where Jesus broke bread and shared
with the disciples.

Would it have taken
     long to close it and finish
the job correctly?

Also found checkbooks,
     credit cards and debit bank
customers and phones.

Also found checkbooks,
     credit cards and debit bank
customers and phones.

We gave you New York
     and Boston already, sheesh.
Don't skip anything.

Not everything is
     to be compared to death camps,
hence your confusion.

The correct modern
     term is CMU (concrete
masonry unit).

it's been a while but
     I don't remember ever
seeing him like that.

I'm not a perfect
     human being, that is just
one of many flaws.

True, Edina does
     kind of fall further into
that category.

*Elliott A true
     comedy classic movie.
Thanks for the reference.

Thank you for the link!
     That cliff hanger had me on
the edge of my seat!

Whoopie Cushion His
     numbers didn't go up that much
though, they just won more.

It has a low (non
     existent) market value
because it's not scarce.

Ok thanks. I think
     my apartment complex would
tell me if I asked.

Remember there is
     never a time where I hit
my goal and just stopped.

As they are growing
     you should feed them weekly like
any other snake.

There will be peace on
     the Balkans when there is no
economic strife.

I'm curious, though:
     what does 'deserve' mean to you?
Who is the judge? Me?

I haven't had one
     yet, and I don't plan to change
that anytime soon.

I'd like to see more
     mobility in her kit.
A change to riposte?

They're not turned off, but
     there's definitely far too
few for some reason.

My relationship
     with my SO lasted only
five months, not five years.

What do you mean "OR"?
     Let them eat space. Yes, I find
this irritating.

Still, some vanilla
     queen said "thanks for coming out
and supporting us".

Some of those places
     have shuttles to campus if
you don't have a car.

Just have some common
     sense and street smarts about you,
and you should be fine.

This leaves out many
     good traits to be learned to be
completely ignored.

*Appears behind you*
     Dude let's go. Mass genocide
and we're stepping in.

But a disclaimer,
     there is always exceptions
to the what I said.

You're very welcome.
     See, the trick is that you said
that you did acid.

I guess my ideal
     dev tool is a programmer
who is really fast....

That's good! Let China
     pay for our solar panels.
That's our gain, their loss.

The guy was saying
     from **competitive play** not
just the LCS.

She cant make any
     moves at all if you share joint
legal custody.

That's actually pretty
     fucking laughable if you
knew me personally.

A few of the truck
     mounting holes on mine aren't drilled
precisely enough.

But, my argument
     was very nuanced, that there
was more than one fix.

Why else would they give
     away amazing plans like
that, just to be nice?

and we also had
     to write a news article
based on a photo.

at a bar), you tip.
     Otherwise, you don't. I don't
see how that's funny.

I'm a nurse. I've worked
     with AIDS patients and I've held
their hands while they died.

I'm solely using
     that source, no other sources
to back up this claim.

I have no question
     about your sincerity
and hope you weren't stung.

Did you work all day
     with a fucked pizza dough ball
in your back pocket?

I wanted Detox
     for a while, but I feel Jinx
has given me more.

This thing has power
     everywhere and is so fun
to throw around. Damn.

For mana pot You
     can cast Omen of Famine
and Omen of War.

Whether you kill or
     bomb, don't expect it to be
like that every time.

i liked that it helped
     curb my appetite and thus
helped with my numbers.

Calvin Klein, Lauren,
     Trump, Kenneth Cole. The ones you
named are Macys brands.

I know you won't just
     agree with me, but can you
see my point of view?

I was pointing out
     what I *didn't* believe, which you
seem to think I do.

But him? Pissed at him.
     Jim caused me to lose my best
friend as well. Fuck Jim.

I'm liking it though,
     the video fits the song
incredibly well.

Secondly because,
     as above, if you are wrong
then there's less harm done.

That registration
     is for tax purposes, not
tracking purposes.

A tattoo artist's
     job is not just to put ink
in skin. They're *artists*.

There was the talk last
     season, but he decided
to stay in Phoenix.

If I get this made
     I will definitely post.
what am I, your Dad?

I'm not really sure
     what your expectations are,
other than "do more".

Which adds to you not
     understanding how things work
in reality.

Just wait till teddy
     has poop smeared so far up his
back is in his hair!