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I'm smart, cool, and fun/
     Why cant I be sexy too?/
Lose weight, get it in.

I am glad I do
     not know people who have high
pet turnover rates.

Oh my god I just
     fucking laughed so hard I think
I woke up the block.

As long as the nips
     are about even level,
then it would be cool.

Their parents, country
     and culture raised them to be
exactly this way.

In fact, I'd think it's
     fair to say he's probably lost
more games than he's won.

Especially if you
     are dealing with a very
large application.

But then, I'd also
     move the ammo dispenser,
so what do I know.

Maybe the kid will
     be so angry we'll see him
on the news one day.

The people at fault
     are the leaders of the North
Korean government.

Next few months go by
     and his sister and I see
less and less of him..

Should that person be
     allowed to state that thought (not
as a threat) out loud?

On the whole you're right
     but I'm gonna disagree
with a couple things.

Thanks I could be wrong.
     It is possible that is
from the Eagle's Nest.

That's why the circle
     jerk sub is so popular
and hilarious.

He's bigger than me
     too, he could have knocked me out
if he felt like it.

Not his sister but
     his cousin (they were close, like
brother and sister).

Instead of handing
     you these journals, why isn't
she getting you help?

They're kind of different,
     but you should probably check out
Boards of Canada.

I think i may be
     the reason you deleted
the comment below.

You never even
     told him to stop calling you.
Oh, I see it now.

Thanks for the advice.
     Any recommendations
for good adult schools?

From there you can guide
     the conversation any
direction you want.

If I was taking
     my time I'd have used latex
for the equations.

I'd say the closest
     we get is apathy towards
dating with its risks.

Moving your hands up
     or down on the frame will change
where you feel the stretch.

No, it's only if
     you hit your opponent, not
the other way round.

Go out meet people
     you can actually touch and talk
to at the same time.

I guess I haven't
     dodged a ranked game in a long
enough time to know.

It isn't the same,
     but in many ways, it is
exactly the same.

It would help if you
     had a stereo playing
The Final Countdown.

That means I support
     the rights of women to chose
to abort their child.

Football, video
     games, heroin and milling
about street corners.

Again I ask, how
     does the existence of Chase
*take money from me?

I'm pulling down, you're
     starting to loose balance, but
you still can't see me.

That prophecy failed
     however, but NOT because
games are not selling.

Stress can produce it,
     and it can present itself
in various ways.

ARE YOU SPACE? YES SON.
     NOW WE ARE FAMILY AGAIN.
Barely or barley?

Your argument goes
     against what history has shown
time and time again.

[deleted] I didn't
     have to buy any because
I built a PC...

Particularly
     if you're using coconut,
walnut or tallow.

The world is moving
     on, progress is being made,
this is a good thing.

Mania becomes
     depression and arrogance
turns into panic.

Once, perhaps, what was
     good for General Motors was
good for the country.

Cambridge is really
     tough to get into, even
if you're amazing.

Going to great lengths
     to be a bit of a jerk
is often worth it.

i got her parents
     approval through an email
while i was out here.

When I was younger,
     I often asked out the guys
I wanted to date.

I'm in agony
     that I can't spare the dollars
for the second one.

I guess you never
     expected ta see me on
the internet, eh?

He's probably offered
     pearls of wisdom in the past
that aren't so naive.

What clinic was it?
     I live down the road from one
Stealing that dibs back.

Wait, The whole brain or
     just the part with the powers?
That sounds great, thank you!

No one seems concerned
     but i keep telling them "Its
so dirty in here!

My grandfather keeps
     trying to get my attention
but I won't listen.

Got his jacket back
     but not his wallet or phone.
Inappropriate.

The Affordable
     Care Act has nothing to do
with socialism.

I'm really looking
     forward to seeing your game
when it is complete.

They were my favorite
     customer in the whole North
East territory.

I think it's because
     she starts shouting her lyrics
instead of singing.

They would be arming
     competitors that they could
not compete against.

Actually, we haven't
     spoken since that last fist fight,
come to think of it.

As much as I hate
     nick cage the movies sounds too
good to pass up. Thanks!

I can assure you
     my actual mouse is a bit
more respectable.

It is time for state
     lawmakers to acknowledge
this reality.

If you really want
     to take out that sundy go
back and resupply.

Yes! Roman's a bit
     more ginger, but I can see
where you're coming from.

You don't have street names
     and numbers you just have blocks
which your house is on.

You don't have to jump
     in and be an Olympic
swimmer right away.

Sorry North Korea,
     I can't hear you over all
this food that I have.

Get away from me
     you devil!' THOSE ARE EARPHONES.
THEY GO IN YOUR EARS.

[deleted] How much
     fun is it when you upgrade
you hardware in there?

That was truly bad
     and at least the newer games
moved away from that.

If the guy doesn't
     press charges, yeah that's gonna
be the end of it.

Alternatively,
     switch to the Spanish language
audio track (SAP).

Like I said before,
     streaming is the one feature
I can't live without.

But it would be nice
     if you could elaborate on
why you think so, please.

It's how others will
     perceive you that you should be
worrying about.

Would love to have more
     people helping out Great minds
think alike, my friend.

People think if some
     champion is underplayed
he tends to be bad.

Definitely, Valve
     are clearly spies employed by
Greece's enemies!

If you think driving
     in Sydney is bad, you ought
to try parking there.

So is being proud
     to be Swedish. Or Russian.
Or American.

Woman with only
     underwear spreading her legs,
while wearing sneakers.

Do you know as much
     about the engineering
culture as he does?

We were both pretty
     drunk before my friend's wedding,
and, well, it happened.

Edit: And this turned
     out to be way too long, but
I hope it's helpful.

At least I always
     know what the pace abusers
are going to try.

I see the timer
     more as an indicator
to what's coming up.

Because that would be
     the only explanation.
You don't need TV.

For a minute there
     I thought someone finally
found a use for one.

When the protesters
     are gone the kids will still be
here, and running things.

Dunno... They told me
     that *real* real men use Pascal.
It's a great movie.

What i'm saying is
     that you life will change, but not
as much as you'd think.

Because your reason
     based murderous purges would
be so much better.

It's been a while since
     I played tri though so don't take
my word as gospel.

I'm a writer but
     only in the sense that that's
what i call myself.

I suspect those who
     write the rules, write little else.
Just write. And enjoy.

The watermelon
     clip is from The Amazing
Race, not Survivor.

French brand, very good
     quality for the price if
you live in Europe.

If it really was
     Cardiff City. But it won't
be, so what's the point?

Besides, you guys like
     to make fun of religion,
we're just joining in.

They'd only have till
     8ish really that time of year
(though maybe longer?)

But I am harsh on
     the students who abuse it.
This system works good.

I need a new note
     each month. What do you guys think?
It works for my room.

he spent his time trying
     to harass and dive and roam,
i farmed and played safe.

With unlimited
     bandwidth on my hosting plan,
I figured "why not?".

And then spent twenty
     minutes waxing lyrical
about campbell's stock.

Not this grey in grey
     "everything needs to be clean
and dead" attitude.

[deleted] Because
     health and safety standards were
lower in the past.

You already know
     what they're like because you own
their equivalents.

Question: How many
     Brick Specialists does it take
to change a lightbulb?

Yes, filtering is
     allowed in the test as it's
legal on the roads.

Fuck.. I don't even
     know what to say to this, god
damn terrible news.

When was the last time
     you assembled a fully
functioning sentence?

otherwise i can't
     say i recognize 'em, but
neat work nonetheless.

At least for me, who
     has to be around other
people at my job.

The horse we had put
     down was not the only horse
there suffering. Oh god....

[deleted] I touch
     myself in reality
all the damn time sir!

I've looked through the list...
     Few of those applied to me
when I was a man.

People use Siri?
     I see a good drinking game
based around this deck.

It's an on going
     battle I'm just glad the worst
is far behind me.

Because it still is
     MY connection. Do not ask
for items or gold.

But I had reason
     to believe we all would be
received in Graceland.

Regardless, I think
     your idea of this law
is ridiculous.

Are you just nervous?
     If so, welcome to every
man's life for a while.

The commentary
     sounds like a really awkward
amateur porno.

It's great, just a nice
     visual layer over
the journey planner.

But many NATO
     countries and other western
countries we work with.

I actually went from
     janitor to grant writer
in about a year.

I do not see why
     bonuses should be more than
one year's salary.

Looks like Elaine from
     Seinfeld. [deleted] epic
post They are so cheap.

Moved closer to Jakes
     probably You saw the bar right.
Gotta pay the bills.

Not many people
     walk into the shop looking
for a Nazi Spoon.

Yea. That's true even
     though my sister and I were
both away. Thank you.

So yeah, nailed her on
     his couch in his parents' house
with them all upstairs.

It made me wonder
     if someone else lives with me...
[deleted] Really?

*edit- "Who" not "What."
     Too bad it's not keeping me
off the front page, huh?

We used it to turn
     off bars for all the totems
except spirit link.

For anyone who
     is signed up to the donor
registry, thank you.

Also, how much do
     you think I could sell it for?
This is good to know.

If I remember
     correctly this is referred
to as a statement.

You do realize its
     the fans that make the club right?
Not whats on paper.

In your front page blurb
     perhaps consider changing
the word 'make' to 'helps'.

Your kidney comment
     is laughable Good day sir.
I feel the same way.

docile, complacent
     whores like you are a cancer
to society.

Otherwise they'd just
     think up the most unlikely
spot, and go look there.

Yeah! We'll ride around
     on horses! And where loin cloths!
And use rocks for tools!

It'll be something nice
     to hand down, or share with loved
ones in the future.

The only thing is
     that I was with her before
I really knew him.

Imagination
     never penetrates into
that visual field.

It's way harder than
     anything I've tried before,
except hardcore mode.

She had even been
     with someone else, and we were
getting close again.

He doesn't. A rift
     grows between us and she feels
awful about it.

Anyway, she walks
     right up to me, smiles and says
"Thanks for coming out.

If I die and there
     isn't one, I never would
have known the difference.

If you're a dude, find
     that woman in your life who
is obsessed with kohls.

Only if someone
     fails to qualify for S4
I see them disband.

[deleted] You can
     buy spray foam to seal any
holes between units.

Suppose a brother
     or a sister is without
clothes and daily food.

HE COMES I'd make sure
     the French Revolution was
done right the first time.

If you trust your source
     enough I think you should just
go with the taste test.

It isn't the same
     experience as playing
on NA it is true.

Because people are
     stupid and want to treat kids
how they were treated.

I definitely
     don't know, and I don't recall
the Bible stating.

That'll break that curse.
     That's the first time I've laughed like
that in a long time.

And if you blended
     out the edges some, it would
look even better!

I have a speech meet
     during the day, but I'll try
to make it to this.

Any body who
     plays game should know what they want
and what not to trust.

LOL bring it!
     You need a hobby, something
to keep you busy.

Push that Nintendo
     stock lower so I can snag
some more for pennies.

If you're in college,
     take any and all chances
to do internships.

it was posted there
     like yesterday Oh boy you
are adorable!

YES thank you why don't
     more people complain about
shitty cab drivers?

I just personally
     think it's irresponsible.
Just an opinion.

Also: see my flair,
     I'm not a Hawks fan coming
up with excuses.

If the fifth you should
     pursue, it can never fly
from you. What are we?

I've noticed that you
     tend to reply to people
in a hateful way.

Both the Pizza Tapes
     and Breakdown always bring out
some feelings for sure.

It's definitely
     helped me visually map out
the way my brain works.

Most of the people
     who care about these things no
longer discuss them.

You need a hobby,
     let's find you a hobby. I...
Come from the future?

Colorado did
     play a great game but so did
Ottawa tonight.

This almost makes me
     want to generate a thread
to help these guys out.

It improves with time,
     and sometimes it's even worth
sticking around for.

The cards I've listed
     above are all modern or
legacy staples.

How many people
     look at a drinking fountain
as a work of art?

One of the greatest
     gaming experiences
I've ever enjoyed.

You may forget when
     you vent but your children won't.
Every word matters.

Some of us actually
     work hard and would like to get
to said work on time.

The church's stance on
     abortion is straight science
and morality.

Fantastic. Would love
     to see what's underneath those
pretty panties. Used?!

He did go so long
     for the club without a goal
Why is it selfish?

A girl showed me her
     boobs once cause I said I was
having a bad night.

Its so gross! they should
     write people tickets for that!
No deodorant?

Fined. People can do
     that sweating garbage in their
own homes god damn it!

and this was recent,
     so obviously she didn't
know Deuce was kicked out.

I... I was looking
     for a an embarrassing
item the whole time!

But we would probably
     collectively lose our shit
for a week or so.

I have a very
     common surname that's easy
to spell and pronounce.

It's not like he could
     see into my room to know
I was on the floor.