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Just like everywhere
     else, you work to shut up those
you don't agree with.

I'm not sure if you
     are playing word games or are
truly ignorant.

I want to see them
     win so I can taste the sweet,
sweet tears of Nole fans.

Vodka and coke is
     very common where i live,
same with rum and coke.

[deleted] How do
     you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him.

Heck, if your vassals
     hate you so much, maybe you
need to die as well.

Oh my a feline
     for my delight, thank you thank
you this day is bright!

Only for 12days from
     6th this month. Check it out.
Just worth visiting.

I wish the guy who
     gave it to me had taken
better care of it.

Or... the fact that I'm
     not superman, that would be
pretty ballin too...

This might have made me
     more angry than anything
I've seen in our sub.

Cynicism is
     people's pressure building up
before they're fed up.

I don't like getting
     pressure from my mother, let
alone a country.

Not saying they don't
     have to face justice just don't
think you're above them.

If that's it, then please
     mark the post solved by clicking
on the "Is this solved?

If you can't defend
     your positions then they aren't
well developed. Learn.

I'm getting a new
     phone at Christmas and moving
to Melbourne next year.

helpful comment is
     helpful I just hope they don't
think *their* god did it.

[deleted] I think
     Shermer has done a debate
on telemundo.

I know, personally,
     I tend to enjoy chatting
with those people best.

If that's it, then please
     mark the post solved by clicking
on the "Is this solved?

BUT there is a strong
     confirmation bias due
to certain factors.

Reach for the crowbar.
     Haven't computer games taught
you kids *anything?

Once he grabs spirit
     stone he will be clearing quite
quickly I would think.

In my old county
     you were allowed to paddle
kids, for certain things.

This was my very
     first clay, and after twelve years,
it's still my favorite.

That was the second
     time he almost took Murph out
on a tracking dive.

Thanks, William Gibson.
     He has a bloody nose, poor
^alleged murderer.

But sober. And you
     adopted an unwanted
Chinese girl baby.

Glad to know that kids
     at the home have something good
to look forward to.

Sadly, I don't know
     how to manage my time well
enough to be one.

You don't say? What do
     you think McDonald's Chicken
Nuggets are made of?

I'll make sure my kids
     see this movie also, it's
the pinnacle. Yep.

Damn. I'm at a loss
     for words. Simply amazing.
[deleted] You Sir.

I laugh my ass off
     every time I see it, but
some just don't get it.

That's what everyone
     on this entire site does.
costly, premium?

It is the concept
     behind it that is rude, not
the words in themselves.

Get RES and filter
     out 'pregnancy' and 'baby'
and that sort of thing.

When the hair grows back,
     I'll give it another whirl
and see how she goes.

I haven't even
     tried most of them anyway.
I just don't want to.

Tuition rising.
     Another semester lost.
Live a life of debt.

The teacher took one
     look (he knew me) and just walked
off shaking his head.

If that's it, then please
     mark the post solved by clicking
on the "Is this solved?

The Bible explains
     very clearly that His ways
are above our ways.

That we don't actually
     kill mentally handicapped
people in Texas.

No big deal. At least
     I didn't delete my comment
and still stand by it.

If anyone wants
     to reach me, they can come by
or call my house phone.

She apparently
     kept a razor in her purse
for such occasions.

i think this is what
     i'm going to look into
here at my uni..

Never saw the Welsh
     no, seems they were unlucky
to lose at the end?

The problem here is
     not a technology one,
it's political.

And most of the stuff
     he is falsely quoted for,
are pretty nice quotes.

I know someone who
     lives in Texas with his wife,
who works in New York.

She flies up there on
     Monday and back on Friday,
three weeks every month.

I used to have F
     bound to the no voice command.
It was the greatest.

It is much cheaper
     right now than before I see,
good on you, fellow.

No, it was just "John
     Carter" in theaters too.
Bad move on their part.

No. Do they collude,
     and seek to prevent other
forms from taking hold?

This is what I thought
     touch screen typing would be like
from the very start.

I'm genuinely
     interested in a gay man's
opinion on this.

I mean, unless you
     want to see women licking
their bloody tampons.

If you have children
     or are planning to, its best
to get in early.

I'm taking a break
     so I can catch up on all
my other requests.

I know I am late
     to the party on this, but
I have to chime in.

The smaller a team
     is, the easier it is
to approach them too.

I have a 5K race
     this Saturday which I will
use as a baseline.

Government uses
     coercion and violence
to achieve it's ends.

You never saw him,
     you just died, it didn't matter
what entrance you used.

Please don't hesitate
     to put a thread up if you're
looking for something.

good god, do it now!
     My younger self had better
knees than I do now.

Why would you turn down
     sex with an attractive girl?
Make your shanks wider.

Make your shanks wider.
     You can really up the look
by forking the shank.

She also had some
     really cool lights that were like
mini lava lamps.

We're screwing ourselves
     over, and we seem really
content to do so.

I've heard that enhanced
     edition is not that bad.
Anyone can tried?

Just because a beer
     is an ale doesn't mean it's
hoppy or bitter.

Let's not overstate
     the size of the market there.
population size?

I think the fake Steve
     Jobs still looks an awful lot
like Ashton Kutcher.

Maybe something else,
     if someplace had a smoking
deal on something. Yes.

Personally I don't
     use the sound function, although
my kids prefer it.

Actually they don't like
     government much and it shows
in how they govern.

The hot water helps
     to keep the dough moist during
the rising process.

because the best time
     to be a dick to someone
is when they're in need.

Also I hope you
     used disposable gloves when
handling dat camera.

And I used my funds
     more for tools, women and booze
than hidden cameras.

Climbing, mostly How's
     the code structured to do that?
I'm not sure at all.

Still delicious though.
     It's a sign of the coming
internal battle.

really, I pulled those
     figures right off their website
just now... Don't worry.

Yes, the church believes
     in an infallible god.
Why is that so odd?

I really wonder
     if he can objectively
see situations?

There would be fewer
     "new" sounds to stumble over
with a new reader.

They feel powerful,
     and bloody scary when you
see the lock warning.

That coinciding
     with the usual Christmas
sale is bad news bears.

Don't mention discount
     until it comes to payment,
then hit them with it.

The way he worded
     the views just sounds messed up more
than it actually is.

No rule changes once
     the season starts, unless by
unanimous vote.

Nope, a butt nickel.
     first step, remove the tampon
from your vagina.

Overtraining is
     such a ridiculous thing
to worry about.

I think I was more
     afraid than anything else.
Yeah, I regret that.

There was a time when
     I was looking for a tall
Asian girl to date.

Or start Bead, Charm, Ward,
     Pot and back for your philo
stone when you hit 340g.

We need "another
     day off work to celebrate
the royals" campaign.

Yes, taking away
     women's right to sell sex will
expand women's rights.

Must be! Lol,
     stop exaggerating you
fucking drama queen.

Unfortunately,
     or perhaps fortunately
I'm in my mid 40's.

It would be great if
     someone decided to pay
off my student loans.

I wish you had been
     there for me in my early
days WELL YOU DO NOW!

You aren't in any
     way arguing their claim or
discrediting mine.

[deleted] dammit
     now I have to go watch clue
again Bless you child.

Do we make up some
     story and now we're the free
nation of Tibet?

THEY KNEW ALL ALONG.
     Still blows my mind every time
I think about it.

I don't get how guys
     can do that without feeling
guilty afterwards.

What type of aid you
     lend to them is the only
remaining question.

But as for the past...
     that can't be changed however
hard you try or pray.

Tell me about them?
     "Underrated?" I don't get
what you mean by that.

It's okay. Just give
     the Internet your address
and full name, instead.

Buffalo could not
     have cared less whether they got
back the ball or not.

Justice. Fire and Blood"
     and the first Reek chapter. Books:
Ned's execution.

Almost all private
     schools use college admission
rates as their metric.

Go to Australia
     for that. I Hope they're worth it.
You want to name drop?

I ran out of slots
     to make the hockey stick, went
with a gun instead.

(read: be a baby)
     Bingo. Germans, on average,
are not into scat.

later on to see
     if I can find out something.
But that's the kicker.

The average person
     acts like this, he does not go
looking for trouble.

Methods the will all
     be rendered moot in the not
too distant future.

One day a girl comes
     up to the office pissed off
that her phone was broke.

SO HARDCORE Those hair
     plugs are really working out
for him! Hey there, D!

Made me want to keep
     the truck for a few more years
and was worth the cost.

I can completely
     understand why someone might
not get into it.

It's not that you'd "want"
     to, it's a common error
to think that you can.

The same. More into
     the strategy type games but
I've got a fair mix.

It's pretty much blown
     up the whole notion of church
and dogma for me.

This guy has his head
     so far up his ass Maybe
he just needs a chance?

People can devote
     their lives to both, one of them,
or neither of them.

I have to say though,
     I actually like Microsoft's
peripheral drivers.

She was in law school
     at the time and also there
with a group of friends.

This is kinda cool
     for one comic, but after
that it's just silly.

A robot would be
     able to fuck, that just lays
there like a dead fish.

I don't." Of course, you
     might not be invited out
to dinner again.

Actually I have one
     like that going strong all year
on my bike right now.

There isn't any
     particular area
I want to take on.

There is no national
     database for dental or
surgical records.

It is a widget.
     I've found it very helpful.
You're right about flash.

[To build the Android
     source files, you will need to use
Linux or Mac OS.

Did you say over?
     Nothing is over until
we decide it is!

It seems doable
     at first but then things quickly
get out of control.

That's why I'm voting
     Tea Party" i just finished
watching that actually.

I guess what I need
     is a girl who will just go
crazy on the dick.

Whoa. The new style does
     not match my tastes, but the old
stuff is interesting.

You wouldn't ever
     see libertarians give
this the time of day.

They describe how words
     are being used, not constrain
how it must be used.

We don't have any
     special names for ourselves if
that's what you're asking.

a guy walked into
     the marina where i worked
and began to flirt.

if a guy has long
     fingernails he's not getting
anywhere near me.

I'm used to living
     in a small town and knowing
almost everyone.

Then one girl will come
     along that is vaguely sane,
and you'll get married.

When my boyfriend who
     was a terrible swimmer
fell into a pool.

It is even more
     streamlined and tactical than
Crawl, but not as deep.

You're just full of vague
     anger at the government.
It's adorable.

who drinks white russians?
     Do you really think they were
taught to be this way?

I lit his ass up
     with my m60, then danced on him
for a little bit.

Are you ravenous
     from fasting all day, or has
your appetite shrunk?

Go say hi sometimes.
     If they're in the truck, they aren't
on break. No such thing.

He is improving,
     but he's staying at Parma
this year so that's that.

"So you did a lot
     wrong, tell us what you did worst"
Congratulations.

This is a great post,
     and a great explanation
for a behavior.

Seattle doesn't
     snow much, and when it does snow,
we don't salt our roads.

For the love of god,
     most of the revelations
will be lost on you.

I ended up just
     panicking and wiping out
the whole computer.

Most people here do
     have a life, i'm guessing you
get yours from TV.

You can't figure out
     who is good at sex unless
you have sex with them.

but seriously
     who would possibly miss out
on portal for free??

By making this claim,
     the line will now be that "oh,
both sides do it." Whoops!

Do you just do "whole"
     body workouts every time
you go to the gym?

[deleted] Go do
     stuff and just have fun man, you'll
get over it soon.

A vending machine
     killed my entire family.
Except me, of course.

the texts went like this:
     "dude i have been fired from
active duty" WHAT!?

You could also just
     guess based on how many are
in the standard hive.

I just don't feel like
     I'm fully utilizing
my gaming PC.

While compound interest
     is great, do not invest all
your money right now.

[deleted] Being
     worshiped by the Martians who
found it is my guess.

the ubiquitous
     final fantasy victory
fan fare song of course!

BAD CHOICE. We're hanging
     out, and he asks me if I'm
seeing anyone.

I don't have a car
     anymore, so visits are
few and far between.

So are you saying
     we acquire the Holy
Spirit after death?

My apologies
     for misinterpreting what
you meant. Holy cow!

We first put our own
     lock on the bike to ensure
our confrontation.

If you were riding
     with just your helmets, then you
were naked, weren't you?

I'm not just sitting
     around relaxing waiting
for shit to happen.

Bob stepped away from
     his kitchen tap to light his
smoke and ponder that.

So, if we can find
     out who is is, then you will
have your proof, won't we?

How tragic. I can't
     imagine how full of rage
the father would be.

This engine is not
     going to be producing
large amounts of heat.

I'm struggling to hold
     on to my job right now while
I'm doing chemo.

If they are guilty,
     and fairly tried, we can then
keep Guantanamo.

If a guy lets you
     borrow his sweater, you should
feel complimented.

Disgusting Oh wow,
     I thought it was a before
tape and after tape.

I think it's about
     the structure he's building on
his *floating* island.

Acting. There's a chance
     none of the horrible stuff
will happen to you.

That's a bit counter
     to the whole "freedom" bit there...
How is that funny?

Know who you're fucking
     with before you drop your pants.
Okay, let's do it!