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Sounds good, just let me
     know, I'll be available
for the next few hours.

You're actually smart, not
     stupid, and it shows when you're
being serious.

I think you're supposed
     to put the time it took you
in the title. Great!

I could eat those all
     day everyday and never
get tired of them.

I respond with "good"
     to just answer their question
without being rude.

Because of the US
     in Afghanistan women
are going to school.

Colby. The French were
     defeated and occupied
after a fair war.

Maybe the people
     don't realize that what you said
is anti liberal.

Is it like a loan?
     (Joint stock companies were close)
Are there voting rights?

They are not voting
     for Romney they are voting
against Obama.

Steelers still don't know
     how hot mendenhall will be
so more will be thrown.

Plus, Star Wars isn't
     set in the future like all
the other movies.

I don't even know.
     That was an awful riding
bike when it was new.

We get the leaders
     we deserve to an extent
the way I see it.

Yeah, he had a bad
     outing, but he doesn't need
to be booed for it.

I feel like this will
     get a lot of play in decks
that can support it.

You can hold off on
     most everything else until
you think you'll need it.

It is time to stamp
     out these myths one and for all.
There is zero proof.

My apologies
     I thought he was actually trying
to refute a point.

most of the picture
     is clear but there is a black
smudge over his face.

i find that they tend
     to balance one another
out quite nicely. Um.

And my cello is
     worth 6k and I don't even
have a case that good.

A man who brings up
     problems he faces is mocked
by society.

If it's the breed then
     why were they used a nannies
in the early 1900s?

Nothing. Then I sell
     the radioactive earth
piece by piece as fuel.

HE BOUT TO BLAZE UP!
     [deleted] quick, somebody
sound the troll alarm!!

As i said before:
     Pay the fuck attention YEAH
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!!

Oh, and your first two
     lines definitely show you
live up to your name!

Hell, you've probably heard
     some of their stuff if you watched
cartoons in the 90s.

Intelligently
     led ones make this one of their
primary goals. 33Mil.

I also don't want
     to be listening to my game
more than playing it.

He's one of the few
     that actually seemed to realize
that Dan is a threat.

Sounds good man! Thanks, I'll
     have to look into that There
are people who don't?

Thanks, I'll have to look
     into that There are people
who don't? Outstanding.

They're good books at these
     ages, but they're better if
you're not virginal.

I want a key, if
     anyone have a spare one
let me know please :D!

It's not like the bugs
     see the high price tag and veer
away from the fruit.

There is also no
     reason organic would be
more nutritional.

Time. And the fact is
     that pit bulls were nanny dogs
in the early 1900s.

If it doesn't shock,
     disturb, awe, etc
then it isn't art.

She is a teacher.
     No, because it's not a mass
consumable form.

Shit. Wells Fargo holds
     *my* mortgage. Wow lol,
very interesting.

sturgeons are among
     some of the coolest fish on
the planet IMO.

To be fair, that may
     be because we stay the hell
away from strangers.

Typical story
     sadly in America
these days, but here goes.

[deleted] What do
     you mean by self existent?
Creating itself?

It's anything but.
     Reality is the same
way for all of us.

We don't cry when some
     part of it happens to be
wrong, we say 'Oh! Hey!

He repeatedly
     referred to himself and Mitt
Romney as "Pastors".

"A rape is a rape."
     No, not every sexual
conflict is a rape.

Is always the games
     I am excited about
that end up sucking.

If you are into
     tower defense games check out
Dungeon Defenders.

If you like Walking
     Dead Tv Show try the game.
Banjo & Kazoo!

I was once there, too.
     [deleted] This EXACT same
thing happened to me.

I am a good friend
     to him and we talk from time
to time about life.

I recently moved
     to a new country and it's
much the same for me.

The colors make us
     [feeling: safe] Don't run too far.
[Redacted] needs you.

Talent is a myth.
     Practice is real. I don't think
there's a tag for that.

Plus the two of them
     together have more balls than
the rest of the world.

And I'm with your wife
     on this, I used to believe
the exact same thing.

I see your point, but
     I still think a good watch is
better than good socks.

Smugly holding back
     that smile, love it. I'll admit.
It looks very cool.

I did not realize
     my mistake quickly enough.
This happens often.

Davis missed the first
     one and Clark took it to throw
the goal keeper off.

If they were made from
     serviceable cases you
may have an issue.

It definitely
     makes sense in general to start
north and move southward.

Also more business
     as regulation means more
lawyers are needed.

No fucking way you're
     moving let alone doing
something at a nine.

I've never actually
     thought of running really fast.
I'll have to try that.

The other speeches
     pulled his up and he pulled their
speeches up as well.

[deleted] *How* SOFT?
     You are either ignorant
or a psychopath.

He survived and was
     as good as new the next day.
I miss him so much.

If you don't mind me
     asking, roughly whereabouts
did you catch that guy?

I see two problems,
     first the deck is a bit slow,
even with the ramp.

At all. The cheaters
     and cops thing was maybe three
or four years ago.

And watched me as O
     did, because it's one of his
most prized possessions.

How could people hate
     other people who make such
delicious foodstuffs?

Communications.
     Majors. Not even going
to start watching that.

It's so awesome!" Since
     I'm going to bed soon, I'll
do a quick critique.

So I have to ask,
     is there a Normal Penis
Gallery out there?

Can anyone please
     state why they are down voting
this guy? Is he wrong?

What really gets me
     is that they probably can't spell
'illiteracy'.

I've always wondered
     why I would work so hard, but
could never lose weight.

Good luck man. I wish
     you the best in whatever
you decide to do.

No war cry beats just
     screaming your ass off until
your vocal chords burn.

Sometimes. Sometimes they're
     dead serious about their
goofy requirements.

There will never be
     such a thing as sufficient
credit for tan lines.

care to elaborate?
     was it my eloquent speech
that gave it away?

Most men AND women
     would love to have their partner
have such a physique.

He will go crazy
     and it will take him a while
to open it up.

True story. You can
     report it, but nothing is
going to happen.

You'd have to get juice
     elsewhere, but shipping is free
on the kit itself.

While this spell is on
     the stack, all cards can be cast
as though they had flash.

So many children
     are out there that would LOVE us
to be their mothers.

Other men will do
     better than you if you won't
step up to the plate.

Um, my director
     is telling me not to talk
to you any more.

Yep there is this french
     girl I really like and she's
got a nose like that.

No I won't lobby
     you a personal insult,
that would be silly.

I agree with you
     that the continued wars are
bad for our country.

To be fair, I've been
     told that the global map was
once used upside down.

The only way I'd
     go back is with a hockey
mask and a chainsaw.

I have a pit bull
     and she is the most loving
dog I've ever seen.

Rush bloodstone, almost
     die, swap, regen, swap, regen.
Always have full health.

Kind of sad this girl
     only did two videos.
Can I name it please?

I have had friends get
     this surgery and you need
to understand this.

Cool! I'm planning on
     doing the full that's during
thanksgiving weekend.

No we shoot missiles
     into innocent peoples
homes and kill children.

How can a robot
     compose haiku when they don't
have fucking feelings?

[Apparently nails
     serve a couple of pretty
important functions.

He has only hissed
     once (that I know of) in all
our years together!

The only reason
     I would ever use "you mad
bro" would be to troll.

It's just a shitty
     thing only an asshole would
say, context or not.

Honestly, it sounds
     like you never watched either
one and just assumed.

Justice. That one takes
     the cake, and it's not taken
on League :D Thank you!

You know some highly
     regarded economists
disagree with him.

After we had won
     the game they all went a bit
quiet however.

i started a new
     save once, i was getting fucked
up by everything!

You did the right thing.
     That's about all anyone
can say at this point.

It's incredibly
     efficient and will sound fine
out of your laptop.

Just don't blink too bad
     I missed this. Next year I will
have to remember.

It was fun to not
     have to take their crap for once.
They're for Limited.

Also, small children
     on the beach wearing swimsuits
always amaze me.

Rotella is good
     and cheap and everyone will
tell you to use it.

Accept that right now,
     you don't know how to approach
the situation.

Going further back,
     the French drove on the left hand
side of the road too.

It is our natural
     instinct to be straightforward
to get what we want.

Each computer should
     verify its address is
unique using ARP.

*Private sector* jobs.
     These aren't even including
the government jobs.

I wonder if all
     dating sites are filled with short
guys and tall women?

Came to this comment
     due to being corrected
on another thread.

You could even route
     the tubing through the supports
and make it look clean.

"I like this chest best"
     Is that an actual question?
This cat is SO CUTE.

My family doesn't
     earn that much at all, but it's
enough to survive.

I still fucking hate
     this how does that even make
any fucking sense?

The lies permeate
     the membrane, the rebuttals
never stand a chance.

Holy shit. Were you
     born with rocks in your head, or
do you just not think?

It's one of the rules
     there, even if not every
one is following.

Ask his teacher if
     there are any special songs
that they sing at school.

I can't even play
     the game because of nothing
but bugs and issues.

people DO actually
     steal my pictures and put me
in trouble for it.

This is AMAZING.
     I've been there once, totally
want to go again.

I think for the most
     part people are just tuning
the TV ads out.

Once again, sorry
     to hear this happened to you.
Thank you for sharing!

Because I'm hiring.
     Buffet played the corporate game
to get his millions.

EVERY TIME! I think
     this every time politics
comes up on my feed.

I think this every
     time politics comes up on
my feed. [Tonight... You!

But please don't seek out
     someone who's going to kiss
the ground you walk on.

Well, that technically
     counts as a "Theme" with it's own
tab and everything.

For me, the jury
     is out on whether the same
will happen again.

Righty has picked up
     the slack though, which is somewhat
comforting to know.

I'm not feeling like
     any of them lost any
actual years of life.

If you are ever
     in Northern Virginia be
sure to check them out.

Do you think Romney
     would carpet bomb southwestern
Virginia with ads?

It's choice. Mass botting.
     If you like this, you should read
A Movable Feast.

The economic
     difference between the two will
be negligible.

Shortly thereafter,
     stopped dancing, went back to school
and got a great job.

I believe they pop
     up, you just have to scroll down
the page to see them.

One guy even said
     "Wow Dr. Will insulted me!
I'm so lucky!". Yikes.

There's going to be
     someone who treats you the way
you should be treated.

'A' for effort. Yup!
     That's actually really crazy!!
didn't he cheat on her?

[deleted] That song
     is awesome and I don't care
who knows I like it.

But it's a decent
     ideal to at least check if
the DOMAIN exists.

how much weight are you
     looking to lose and when did
you start gaining weight?

I knew someone who
     blamed increasing gas prices
on the president.

(My favorite) "I heard
     Anonymous was going
to be here!" Biggest.

I noticed the book
     in the bookstore of a small
town called Prince Rupert.

[deleted] sleeper
     hold [deleted] No, it didn't
have a negative.

When I woke up, where
     the sever occurred it was
completely numb down.

i'd say "stupid fucks
     like you, OP", but everyone
knows he didn't make it.

You don't want to miss
     that, as it informs every
subsequent title.

It's useful to be
     able to do a very,
very common thing.

The lagging started
     long after I had turned all
the effects stuff off.

"earthquake weather" like
     tectonic plates give a fuck
about the weather.

I help people through
     if their in the area
with the simple tip.

I'm hardly surprised,
     but I like seeing numbers
for this sort of thing.

YOU'D BE LIKE CALVIN
     AND HOBBES, ONLY WITH A BEAR.
Do you know the price?

"You Give Love A Bad
     Name" played in a funky blues
style is *amazing.

Oh, I see. I didn't
     know there were comment features!
You make a good point.

But if there is no
     line then we will see more than
shoes thrown at children.

[deleted] Maybe
     he's just not photogenic.
Give the guy a chance.

How the fu... That looks
     like a chinese finger trap
on her hands Nice place.

Six String Samurai
     (the execution didn't live
up to the concept.

But yeah my boyfriend
     has a common roman nose
and I just love it.

It made me wonder
     what is the point of it all.
No one wants free shit.

Touchstone was the best
     feature of the Pre aside
from the awesome OS.

No, you were having
     trouble because sound can't be
transmitted in space.

It may not have much
     to do with social justice,
but it cracks me up.

Lots of breathing, some
     xanax, and then distraction
makes me feel better.

My partner just likes
     boobs in general, he doesn't
care what size they are.

Or "Ambassador
     Dog." or "Potato." Thanks man
I'll have to try that.

It was probably fun
     for her until the guilt set
in, then it wasn't.

Because people could
     die, and when people die it's
"good news". I hate you.

I don't want to hold
     people up just so I can
arrange my wallet.

All without seeming
     like an idiot with his
head up his ass! Wow!

That one programmer
     is now producing ten times
what those people were.

I still haven't read
     Civil War, I didn't realize
he had that weakness.

Schweitzer is a boss.
     You can tell what people think
by the things they type.

i also believe
     in simple arithmetic,
not bullshit It is.

agreed, and if you
     can help it, don't try to find
out who the guy is.

Everybody wins!
     You can't make chicken salad
out of chicken shit.

It was one of those
     that pop up on the top not
the front loading kind.