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I know our system
     isn't perfect, I wasn't
claiming otherwise.

That's retarded, half
     the teams would be unable
to afford to go.

That also helps me
     dismiss a lot of really
stupid impulses.

My brother had been
     moved out for a year or two
from my parents house.

This is a mercy
     for us, as it allows us
more than one option.

Does it now make sense
     to you why your position
makes me so angry?

What I know for sure
     is that it's so distant, it's
not worth mentioning.

We won't really know
     until the dashboard update
is public. Thank you.

"When I leave this room,
     the door will close behind me,
and never open.

If he was standing
     upright he may have just made
contact with his chest.

O my first question
     was about inmates on death
row obviously.

We've had some hiccups
     along the way, and I'm just
at my breaking point.

No. Fuck that. I'd say
     he'd definitely AT least
get to finger her.

But even then they're
     only close to the border.
[deleted] HELL YEAH!!!!

Oh, and STOP BEING
     A DUMB FUCK OR YOU WILL END
UP KILLING YOURSELF.

Just means the hymen
     is broken, not that you've lost
your virginity.

Japanese kids don't
     have any kind of burning
need to learn English.

Did they think they would
     just waltz out of the city
with cash and weapons?

I don't understand
     why people poke at these things
with just a needle.

Was your privacy
     really intruded on, if
"noone" read your email.

Too bad her kids are
     probably going to die from
lack of nutrition.

America would
     be fucking hilarious
(or at least, more so).

You might be able
     to piece together a bare
bones kit got your price.

I didn't do a whole
     lot, the wife was out of town
so I had my kids.

Our rogue was lagging
     behind, but overall, things
were going quite smooth.

He seemed like a good
     kid, just stuck in a really
bad situation.

Out of interest, what
     is it that drives you to hunt?
Is it for the sport?

This is English not
     Greek. Evolve or something, you
should be good at that.

After about five
     minutes he aborted his
attempt and drove off.

I'll give it my best.
     May take some time, but it will
appear, expect it.

The focus distance
     was so short I couldn't get
enough light. Same, man.

Yes, the Governments
     do fucked up things, I think that's
bloody obvious.

And Alex Morgan.
     And Wambach. And Carli Lloyd.
And... you get the point.

I feel like he would
     have instructed his lawyer
in what to look for.

I want that man's sperm
     so I can make shark people.
Just the sperm, not him.

Colby? Sucks when you
     learn something new and it ends
up being wrong, yeah?

Give it a few months
     to heal and then to get tape
and tape up the 0g.

In the meantime I'll
     try and find a local vet.
Thanks for that advice.

Some women simply
     don't get that wet, no matter
how turned on they are.

Not a thing. I was
     beginning to wonder if
my eyes were broken.

More brave too. It takes
     serious balls to carry
out something like this.

But fuck if I know,
     I haven't played that sweet ass
game is far to long.

Then again, nothing's
     ever really that simple.
I guess time will tell.

Wow that whore slut should
     learn to take a joke and be
less of a whore slut.

They made me realize
     school is bullshit, still passed, just
barely tried at all.

It's honestly not
     more expensive, and it lets
you get what you want.

Worst case is probably
     that you're called out on it, or
ditched during the night.

I just recently
     got two different strains which were
total opposites.

That's why I always
     start Christmas plans and crafts right
after my birthday.

They will forever
     stay with you and nobody
can take them away.

It was all building
     up, and I could tell I was
going to release.

I've even stripped down
     my startup apps to nothing
and it still crashes.

If you add me through
     flair we can discuss, or you
can put a list here.

/s While this could be
     funny, I think it also
raise a small problem.

[deleted] He might
     park like a jerk, but at least
he drives a good car.

All I remember
     is breaking down and crying
right there. Full on sobs.

You've obviously
     done a lot just to get where
you are. Flying planes?

The show might just end
     with Jesse broke going back
to school or some shit.

Not gonna sugar
     coat it but adults like him
just don't disappear.

I've been following
     the bunnies for about two
months now. What a show!!!

Either Rick Berman
     or Brannon Braga is from
Bozeman, Montana.

Basically you want
     to increase you max leg strength
(squat etc.).

Some people are not
     ready to be awakened,
nor do they want to.

Obligatory
     "gorillas aren't monkeys." But
otherwise, right on.

I didn't think it would
     grow in chunks that existed
before the update.

Being less common
     is no reason to treat them
like they don't exist.

its cool though, now u
     got your feet wet and can dive
into wet shaving.

[deleted] Life sucks
     *especially* when you are twelve.
Well i can watch it!

Here, I clicked on his
     links for you, since you were too
lazy to do it.

I didn't know you could
     only spend the money you
earned on certain things.

And despite being
     straight if he came onto me
I wouldn't resist.

Maybe me being
     Russian man from Russia will
clear things a little.

Was it a pretty
     dramatic difference over
just stretching itself?

Anyhow, I came
     by to visit her once on
my way home from work.

We sat on my back
     porch for about an hour each
time they came over.

Everything that is
     worth doing in life is worth
the risk of failure.

I basically just
     pull titles out of thin air
and hope they apply.

It depends on how
     the email server is set
up to handle them.

anything with more
     than two eyes on its head scares
the fuck out of me.

Nice guy. Just wasn't
     up to the job. Gotta go.
Fuck Colin Powell.

Know your enemy.
     In top lane it's kind of hard
to decide imo.

Roast beef sounds feral
     and disgusting, butterfly
wings sounds wrong, just... wrong.

Never mind the "Pan's"...
     No. Try laying on your side
with your knees curled up.

If your religion
     calls for special meals they are
provided as well.

Thank you! Happens quite
     often (well, more often than
people like to think).

Move to the Midwest
     if you really want to move
to America.

[deleted] you can
     see the product as a new
item you own now.

I didn't realize there
     were so many OTHER films
titled "Afterlife".

The kids are still his.
     Plus, he might not have even
left at his own will.

If you are trolling,
     then here, have a wall of text.
Anyway, here goes.

The joke is how good
     people who don't know what they're
doing think it looks.

I'm absolutely
     fine with a one off, but lets
not make this a thing.

The copper metal
     is connected to the zinc
metal by a wire.

SHARK!!! That's what I say!
     You should be bloody thankful
you were born at all.

What. This is awesome.
     I have two and all they do
is fight over food.

It may look weird, but
     then, everyone has something
weird about themselves.

Focus on better
     content like you did early
in your young career.

Professional teams
     should act more professional
when they're competing.

[deleted] These are
     adorable, and they look
like Finding Nemo!

Plus, Epsom Salts are
     cheap, go to the pharmacy
and give it a go.

An actual question
     that requires people to think
before they answer?

[deleted] Eh, I'm
     over it now, cooking is
where I'm at these days.

Just in time too, I'll
     need to buy me an ultra
light jacket! Dunno.

They worship a false
     Christ, and as such are not saved.
They have been lied to.

Great body I would
     love to see it in person
I do the same thing.

If I knew you lived
     so close we could have met up
for a drink after!

If you are looking
     for ransom, I can tell you
I don't have money.

I'm gone like the wind.
     Sorry, I don't know what map
you're talking about.

Sorry, I don't know
     what map you're talking about.
Do you have a link?

Fuck your butt for all
     these horrible nightmares I'm
going to have now.

Everything looks too
     haphazardly placed, which is
true because it was.

"Not if I see you
     first," as in if I see you
first you won't see me.

I think it just boils
     down to cost efficiency
for the time being.

How is this not safe
     for work but it's at a mall
on public display?

what was the context?
     he's probably someone she knows
and just trolling her.

I say again, **NO**
     major company support.
And despite this fact?

[deleted] The word
     "philosopher" is too long
for Americans.

Where we put the cut
     off is what we should discuss,
is meth one of them?

It's not like you can
     do more with your penis than
"stab" a vagina.

What was that saying
     about living in a glass
house and throwing stones?

Were this gentleman
     and I in the same pub, he'd
drink free for the night.

I've got a spare one
     in the freezer that I could
lend him...? I figured.

Weak, I'd love to go
     but I have to move over
labor day weekend.

The Chinese work like
     well oiled machines but that was
to be expected.

If rape would give you
     pleasure, and you wouldn't get
caught, you would do it.

They need to safely
     isolate the area
and fix the issue.

Not really, gaming
     industry is sort of held
back by the consoles.

Or clean the dishes...
     I'm just as boring as you
when making coffee.

I asked my mother
     how I was supposed to pee
while I had one in.

Aren't you the guy who
     always sites the King David
Hotel incident?

Am i the only
     one who doesn't really mind
with the days alive?

This also explains
     why movies back then had worse
picture than today.

If Jesse finds out
     (which I'm sure he will), he will
never forgive Walt.

Boring answer, but
     I think it's one of the best
movies ever made.

Jack Russell syndrome
     It's out at my local book
store, and it's awesome.

Now the engine is
     being cranky but at least
I have my car back.

The only reason
     to do this kind of thing is
because you love it.

Let me know if you
     have any other questions.
And your reasons why?

The stranger proceeds
     to lift your hospital gown
and changed your soiled brief.

I hate being full
     actually, and my parents think
I'm anorexic.

***When did I state that?
     Please by all means link me back
to where I said that!

How about this, who
     **would** you vote for if you lived
in America?

And they have software
     to do all the tedious
reading, not humans.

the nice thing about
     primes is they naturally teach
you composition.

On the other hand,
     I enjoy my long lonely
rides, or with the boys.

My players always
     seem to grab onto the small
things I never planned.

However say that,
     I am not going to be
the one to try it.

you look way better
     without the glasses on you.
No ur not ugly.

The bread has some mold,
     the fruit has some ugly spots?
Cut it off, it's fine.

I fail to see how
     that is anyone's problem
besides the parents.

Already told him
     I didn't want his people here
and he didn't argue.

I thought both had been
     proven to be lies made up
by the media.

But trust me, I've been
     there, and you don't want to cut
corners on this one.

Forever. Always.
     I already knew to stay
away from your one.

I already knew
     to stay away from your one.
Mountain dew agrees.

The kicker comes from
     the next fight, which is designed
nearly perfectly.

Literally this. "Oh,
     I wonder how much karma
I can get for this!"

actually a really
     good watch 'Paleo dinner'....
goat cheese. They look great!

[deleted] He looks
     like he hits his chin really
hard on the way down.

If there is one it's
     hard to find. Oh God. [](/c06) That...
is an awesome quote.

just kidding about
     the teeth, I hope I haven't
undermined myself.

Better yet i spawned
     and 'collected' survivors
and went as a group.

I think the story
     thing might just be the ways these
old blues artists are.

Don't be mad, just talk
     to him like you would about
any other thing.

Having religion
     wouldn't change that, you'd find ways
to justify it.

If you smoke, Belgium.
     Not sure what ferry prices
are like these days though.

When you're a very
     busy person, it's easy
for tracking to slide.

This. Your body is
     probably burning muscle mass
to keep functioning.

Old & in the Way?
     Obligatory Donna
hate couldn't be helped.

The problem becomes
     your lack of ability
to carry your team.

It was THE WINDOWS
     LOGO. First of all: Are you
sure you're actually stalled?

*censored* Exactly.
     That, and, it's not simply what's
said but how it's said.

[deleted] This is
     the only one that truly
made me shit my pants.

Tell a New Yorker
     that their pizza is the same
as in Chicago.

Did you have the same
     problem when you were using
the case? What parts changed?

Everyday I go
     through these motions wondering
what is the purpose?

i know how to get
     around but i am far from
being an expert.

The parts I've injured
     most regularly are wrists,
fingers, knees and neck.

There are ways to get
     mental health care even if
you don't have money.

Lots of people do
     messed up things, far worse than you
and don't get cancer.

We donated blood
     to the police officer,
but he didn't make it.

Anything you want
     really, photos of things you
think are relevant.

I do, however,
     think that most religions would
be more accepting.

You will feel better,
     you will smell better, and you'll
have way more money.

It's still quite different
     from the allusions of what
I thought my 'job' was.

The Ukulele
     Orchestra of Great Britain,
earlier this year.

Clean bulk meaning max
     out on protein without too
much of a surplus?

As it is now, you'll
     have to manually change
the header levels.

He would rather drag
     his country down with him then
give up his power.

I'd also say, based
     on his books, he likes way more
people than he hates.

But eat something, dude.
     You'll screw your whole system up
by starving yourself.

Its one of the most
     atmospheric locations
in the game imo.

You probably shouldn't
     jump into cheeseburgers right
away at this point.

Sign me up for 11d
     :D [deleted] [deleted]
And a candle crown...?

what was that photo
     shoot for like did you do these
photos every year?

If you are walking
     and I say "You are walking",
I haven't judged you.

[deleted] you went
     to the ER because you thought
you needed to poop?

Though I guess the fact
     that he's Canadian would
explain that. thank you.

I'm not complaining
     and I'm enjoying this new
chapter in our lives.

I see few enough
     people brave enough to post
here with a Greek flag.

CHOO! motherfucker.
     I like the subtle flip off,
even when tied up.