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Problem is i don't
     know enough economics
to get the math right.

The fact that these bills
     are even possible is
fucking ludicrous.

Whenever I yawn
     really big this little burp
sounding noise comes out.

What were some other
     names that you wanted to call
Curiosity?

It's hardly going
     to be rat poison, I'm sure
you will be ok!

I saw a movie
     once where Rosie O'Donnell
was kissing a man...

It would discourage
     investment in video
games altogether.

Then when the time is
     right, punch them in the face hard
enough they fall down.

I'd rather be out
     in the middle of nowhere.
So much more peaceful.

I was wondering
     how you could miss all of those
and get vacuum right!

I figure a new
     tube, some levers, and a pump
at the minimum.

He actually slammed me
     pretty hard the other day
for this exact thing...

I keep killing them,
     and eventually I get
the second one back.

Is it innocent
     if I walk into the store
and steal a pizza?

[deleted] I do
     miss my software buttons more
than I thought I would.

Most importantly
     is to make sure everything
is housed correctly.

I don't know about
     you, but mine was near enough
maxed out as it was.

There wasn't any
     order or formality,
just pure elation.

Fuck, I thought it was
     just my family that did this.
My friend's think I'm weird.

Turn on shower. Rinse.
     Done. This machine might be used
on the floor below.

And he's so damn good,
     I'd really like to see him
somewhere successful.

But hey, if it means
     putting Battlefield back on
Steam, I'm all for it.

I don't disagree,
     nor did I state anything
to the contrary.

[deleted] Do you
     have the one with a pull string
or a velcro strap?

[deleted] ...At least
     he hasn't spoiled the *DOUBLE*
plot twist later on.

now, this would have been
     acceptable if i was
in the second grade.

except that motor
     homes don't have 'sewage caps' on
the side like gas caps.

That's fine! Don't forget,
     shipping worldwide, the region
code will just be off.

That was the reason
     why Africa was so poor
and north Europe rich.

Foods with lots of fat
     will help get you high faster
than, more complex food.

Short answer: there's no
     way your camera is coming
back unscathed this year.

Do you? I never
     knew of the Ontario
one till recently.

You admit that you
     don't understand people or
yourself, which is good.

Oh god the awkward!!!
     Sharpens weapon, gives you time
to get a head start.

It was a book first*
     [This is how i imagine
this fight going down.

But I haven't been
     in a situation like
that in a long time.

Stalin just had his
     people work some overtime,
that's all. No big deal.

Only difference is
     people are blind to it due
to the way it's done.

I wrap him up up
     to his eyeballs so he looks
like a little squid.

LOL The porn
     scene has potential, never
shoot down a porn scene.

More assumptions means
     less admissible it will
be as evidence.

You want to be sure
     you buy the some that matches
your brand of needles.

I banged out the first
     seven seasons in a week,
I was straight obsessed.

The culture is shit.
     Would she walk in the Jewish
Quarter by herself?

The key was suppose
     to be on a specific
page in the booklet.

social media
     is one of the easiest
things to replicate.

"And how many cups?"
     There's no way this doesn't make
their team feel like shit.

He then says," so do
     you two do things together?
Like sexual thing?"

He became Batman
     because his parents were gunned
down in front of him.

We use standard "space"
     protocols that are used by
all NASA spacecraft.

Not at all. Go learn
     the history of sagging pants.
It's from the prisons.

I'm citing the *NIST
     Final Report*. Don't bring me
shitty home made links.

You're not creepy, she's
     not saying you're creepy, but
you're being blown off.

Runny egg yolks are
     nature's most delicious food.
I'll take my chances.

Whatever you do,
     make sure you get evidence
and proof of your claims.

An apt replacement
     for sure in my opinion.
My point exactly.

The most important
     letters in the alphabet
are U S and A.

Bruce Banner I think
     marathon style is a great
way to watch this show.

If most people did
     we would be in a different
situation, no?

They're even rarer
     than women in nerd careers
and social circles.

Haven't seen The Sixth
     Sense in awhile but it seems
that one would work too.

I'm also going
     to shamelessly plug my own
book called "you're COLOR".

I believe this was
     said in a Geography
class, of all places.

I thought the joke was
     just harmlessly funny though.
Those are mood lighting.

but he said to keep
     between the group, and you don't
go against maxim.

I've been a server.
     The money can be good, BUT
also can be bad.

High end restaurants can't
     be compared to a Denny's
in earning power.

Those that aren't (Punta
     Arenas, Alice Springs) don't
show the same data.

So really they could
     have done it this entire
time you have worked there.

I never thought I'd
     see the day when gold prices
would surpass platinum.

If that is bad then
     explain why i get so much
good karma from it!

If my dad ever
     caught me drinking, I wouldn't
have any teeth left.

You **must** be a troll.
     Why's that? If a waitress is
rude, do you still tip?

Excellent links, thanks!
     The problem here is that free
trade is politics.

Wherever Carrot
     Top is in the world, his ears
just perked up. Nose drip.

what the fuck is wrong
     with wanting people to be
free from oppression?

Edited my post.
     What intrigues me is the Mars
Habitat Unit.

While brig offered more
     food even though I'm hungry,
but in a diet.

If you had taken
     the time to read the response,
you would have seen that.

Maybe citizen
     journalists could do it, but
that I also doubt.

He could just be used
     as trade coin with the US by
Russia or China.

The staff is very
     helpful and keeps an eye on
your requested shows.

I didn't say it was
     right, or correct in my eyes.
Quit trying to pick fights.

Plus, I don't see how
     any of these could ever
come back to haunt me.

How can this affect
     those things if it is in fact
just an illusion?

If you don't do it,
     you will be penalized, just
not financially.

The only reason
     I haven't killed myself is
my own cowardice.

I have a set plan
     to buy the whole thing but I'm
going bit by bit.

Walking backwards will
     at least prevent your back from
being exposed too.

False: that tire is
     either Hindu or Buddhist
Get a flying job.

Ask what her name is.
     When she tells you, say "no no,
I mean your last name".

So when I work out
     my skinny arms and legs keep
my from getting hot.

That index is daft,
     Ireland is apparently
19th in that list.

Those inner city
     areas may as well be
another country.

I just figured its
     the same coating and would come
off eventually.

I always wonder
     who these spineless wonders are
that sleep on couches.

But I need to sit
     through this or the company
will show me the door...

I am currently
     drinking glacier water (Or
so the bottle says).

I got it confused
     with this concept, which I thought
was the Le Mans one.

As opposed to what?
     Oh sorry ma'am, we only
have fancy ketchup.

Those teams were 19th,
     15th, and 13th in Points
allowed last season.

Maybe... But it says
     'the transfer of' which to me
sounds like we've bought him.

Good luck, but you are
     still trying to fit a square block
into a round hole.

AS FAR AS YOU KNOW
     Oh my gosh I'm so happy
you are doing this!

I don't think you know
     all the meanings of skeet if
that's what you're saying.

Ya I've been waiting
     for planets forever I'm
super excited.

Is it wrong that I'm
     actually kind of curious
what movies they watch?

You're right, but the way
     Nolan set it up just did
not sit well for me.

Again, if that's how
     I'm going to have to live,
I'll live somewhere else.

He shoved me against
     the wall and was groping and,
well, assaulting me.

I personally like
     looking at all the fan art
and don't mind it here.

How are they going
     to fix problems with zero
customer feedback?

So you ***do*** know how
     to read and look into things.
Terrific! Gold star.

I know some stuff sounds
     weird sometimes, but it's likely
to happen by chance.

Then the other guys
     go out to the car to smoke.
They never came back.

Gather everything
     you know about their business,
then do some research.

So they needed one
     person for the computer
to interact with.

It is my viewpoint
     that if I wanted a bank,
I'd go to a bank.

Those things you listed
     have no direct relation
to skill or knowledge.

Obviously his
     endurance is sacrificed
because of his size.

I bet that after
     all the effort he was pooped.
Those are super cute.

She knows exactly
     what she's doing. EXACTLY.
This is good advice.

It was a symptom
     then that had no cause from what
the doctors told me.

I'm not complaining.
     I still don't have it as bad
as the Africans.

That's exactly why
     I was hoping Nolan would
use the character.

Also, exciting*
     their* Ya I may swap hydra
for explosive blast.

Well, I am not sure
     if they are still relevant
either honestly.

The key here comes from
     being able to add meals
sans generator.

I would want to know
     that upfront, before any
bases had been run.

and she meant without
     any chemical help, or
explosive device.

It was the right move
     and it wasn't Levy's fault
that it didn't pay off.

That's awesome! I was
     actually stationed at 10th
Mountain Division.

Yep, I update all
     the transfers as they happen
during the summer.

It has paid itself
     off 10x over already.
this is SO awesome!

The Federal Reserve
     is a reasonably good
way of doing this.

If it was by chance
     then why did Fox put Family
Guy back on the air?

You're correct. But their
     corpses can make for vivid
front page photographs.

Be careful, or you
     might find a knife in your back
Ah its just the glass.

I don't know, I just
     thought it'd be awesome, but
I'm sure there are quirks.

You're welcome. I know
     that gnawing feeling you can
get writing sometimes.

Better luck for next
     Thursday. Why don't you tell us
more about your aunt?

Why don't you tell us
     more about your aunt? Hi Bob!
I still don't get it.

The S3 which is more
     powerful than the any
T3 device out there?

Lots of keys end up
     there or at the coffee shop.
NATHAN EXPLOSION!!

You're a criminal.
     Bruce Wayne: [in Mandarin] I'm
not a criminal!

Rather than embrace
     that WE know, he tried to be
cagey about it.

Does NASA have its
     own test standards for software?
Can't you just refuse?

There's always going
     to be some of that, and there's
no way around that.

Most Americans
     do not eat crab intestines.
You are amazing.

I think I even
     wished upon a star for one.
Never did get it...

In lane supports should
     manage their auto attacks
very heavily.

Everybody keeps
     saying this but I haven't
gotten it to work.

Bottled water is
     okay when its cold enough
to start forming ice...

(Trying to determine
     if it's worth just yanking all
that out of my car.

Does that exclude you
     from asking questions about
German politics?

Then it would've been
     cute My questions is, why aren't
we sending them food?

I still see some kids
     with their parents and they just
feel so embarrassed.

Yet we haven't changed
     anything about the claim
other than the noun.

The girl in question
     was underage, and passed out
drunk at a party.

Serious question,
     how often do most of you
wash your ice cube trays?

Instead I researched
     online and have been taking
care it of myself.

And thanks! [deleted]
     It's not just the internet
where this rule applies.

If only there was
     SOMETHING he could POSSIBLY
do to prove them wrong!

I volunteered not
     to go to alleviate
the situation.

In the end, we can't
     invalidate each other's
learning systems, ya?

Having sex with you
     in the same house your parents
are in? Awkward... Why?

That is exactly
     the behavior the prompted
the Romney remark.

Standing and waiting
     for the first open spot has
always been the norm.

Did OP pussy out
     or was it mod deleted?
[deleted] Brilliant.

I think Portland has
     been respectably decent
the past couple years.

I don't think I'd be
     able to handle a "no
sex" rule, however.

Was that actually his
     brother or something, I didn't
really get that part.

Super comfy off
     the bike too and they also
look pretty normal.

That simple. They act
     like the cops are the only
people with guns too.

Private schools kick out
     people who cause trouble or
are not bright enough.

Surely no one would
     pick up their phone until it's
time to leave then, right?

It looks to be from
     passion but I can't be sure
And hilarious.

remember fighting
     to keep using the arrow
keys for a long time.

Very convenient
     since my new hair color was
going to be blonde.

Assuming we're right
     and that everybody else
is an idiot.

Never said I cared
     for either, furry is just
the greater evil.

I left Paterson
     with just the rigs- my dope was
already at home.

Find a way to stay
     busy and active to keep
your mind from dwelling.

He wasn't a big
     bad evil dude who wanted
to control the world.

I use to to buy
     various video games,
little things I want.

Go to your closet
     and pull out any items
that make you feel good.

Don't worry for now
     about prices, body shape,
or anything else.

And many more years
     before I get truly "good"
at making music.

Let's save the pleading
     to the almighty for some
human tragedy.

I speak ok Dutch
     and have a degree in law...
is that close enough?

I couldn't tell if
     I was more angry or sad,
but I knew it hurt.

Or you could bring up
     how they will be next in line
for a funeral.

An occasional
     blast of salt appears, but then
dies back down again.

It's really painful
     and they do have a really
strong grasp with their jaws.

If you're both the same
     level of skill, they'll almost
always zone you out.

Wish I could have one
     but I've only had the chance
to just play with them.

However attack
     speed is SLIGHTLY cheaper than
damage generally.

but seriously
     dude, all you've done is deny.
deny common sense.

Personally, I would
     probably consider that case
to be wood working.

Not the whole, "raise him
     to come back and take the throne,"
but to keep him safe.

As long as you don't
     push yourself too hard I think
I agree with this.