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I personally think
     open relationships can
be very healthy.

My father's a drunk,
     but that doesn't make him dumb
or a bad person.

That's where Walt Jr.
     draws the God damn line, you sick
sick fuck. not cool man.

People dumpster dive
     in our trash rooms and will throw
garbage everywhere.

To me it looks like
     the shape of a Pegasus
on the left reared up.

I think you might want
     to check into your local
therapist's office.

I don't understand
     how this made it through congress
to tax them so high.

It's just one more point
     as to why the movie is
so freaking awesome.

I'm not sure if you're
     arguing, but I agree
with you completely.

Not in a creepy
     way, but I would for sure not
take her for granted.

In fantasizing
     about it, I guess it's not
really a sad thing.

No need to panic!
     Say goodbye to your closest
friends only by phone.

If you don't trust him,
     the relationship isn't
working and end it.

This is not a quick
     substitute but one that takes
years to develop.

Don't fucking coming
     to us complaining because
we won't take your side.

Go find a better
     one so you can fuck his brains
out like you deserve.

I think, or rather
     HOPE, that the next one will be
as good as the first.

As many bacon
     cheeseburgers as possible.
We'll eat to the death.

Favorite war novel.
     Awesome. how is a cyclone
monk the weakest class?

Sometimes, in different
     cultures, if someone invites
you to eat, they pay.

We come here to talk
     to each other, not always
to posterity.

Take a number where
     the blood just barely dried, wait
for something better!

Ravens best spells can
     also be made useless by
the opposition.

I may get some hate
     for this, but it was talking
in a theater.

Interesting. I'm still
     wondering if we might know
each other or not.

I figured it would
     be a little line that grew,
even in agar.

Those are beautiful,
     and your camera is great. whoops.
I apologize.

Thought I was being
     careful, but apparently
not careful enough.

Who the fuck do you
     think you are to think you can
talk like that to me?

Apparently not.
     Many people would even
argue porn is art.

FUCKING CRYING BLOOD**
     It was the most disturbing
thing I've ever seen.

Personally, music
     usually helps with my sleep
and anxiety.

Then you have awesome
     camping equipment for when
your tour is over!

May 10th: They fail,
     and the nation of Japan
ceases to exist.

Why'd it get cancelled?
     Judging from that one picture,
no you're not ugly.

Common courtesy
     doesn't change just because you
put on a white dress.

I can think of two
     times that US embassy grounds
were violated.

Stan was all cracked out
     and Steve kept passing out due
to boner blood loss.

Darn! If you're ever
     tired of a pair and don't
want them anymore.

I will remove it.
     [deleted] Ah, of course, how
could I forget that!?

[deleted] I can't
     tell if you're pissed or going
along with the joke.

Mario looks like
     the father from the wonder
years, and that's awesome.

People use the job
     market as an excuse not
to bother looking.

-Design Grad who said
     fuck that shit and went into
the medical field.

I've noticed a lot
     more low key restaurants doing
this kind of thing though.

I know how it is
     to feel like you literally
need them to survive.

How long would it take
     before a new player could
replace the old one?

We figure out our
     mistakes, and we improve our
knowledge gradually.

Its plan is almost
     ready to hatch and it has
prepared itself well.

Would have fixed that if
     I could. I'm glad no one you
know has had trouble!

I can really tell
     if lighter fluid is used
in any grilling.

Unicorn meats hard
     to find. That is not correct.
[deleted] You don't.

Now you take this home,
     throw it in a pot, add some
broth, a potato.

I'm South Asian, thank
     you for calling tech support,
how may I help you?

That's was my first thought.
     With his feet & teeth? I am
Irish. Potato.

I mean what I say.
     There are a lot of people
in the world I hate.

In some states you could
     get your garage certified
as a polling place.

Spiders? Techies? Ghosts?
     Fruity Mexicans? Pandas?
Skeletons? Airplanes?

[deleted] Japan
     is a very insular
country isn't it?

But yeah. My brother
     and I are both in college
and still live at home.

Don't bring me into
     your conspiracy to make
unhealthy choices.

Tomb raider for steam?
     Just wanted to say, good work
on the video.

In the Truman Show,
     they could see him for every
second of his life.

It's not important
     Turtle man Is he a dot,
or is he a speck?

Tell him you create
     jobs in the health industry,
and then kick his ass.

I need a screen shot
     showing he has read it, now.
How is it good news?

You could also try
     knocking and asking nicely.
I'm the ops sister.

I seriously
     remember my first ever
teacher to this day.

[deleted] Just some
     dumb bitch who doesn't know what
she's talking about.

I'm really happy
     you had a good time and some
guardian angels!

And yeah I had one
     (that I ultimately broke).
It was my favorite!

But I feel a great
     sense of infatuation
when I'm around you.

Sauvignon depends
     hugely on the style but if
you get the right one...

In the early 1980s,
     huge numbers of these urchins
succumbed to disease.

I know! It's crazy!
     I'd like to see them all, but
I have school and all.

There. I get this call
     from a Brazilian business
man and his family.

I think I should be
     thanking you for showing me
this killer website.

Should I have gotten
     up from my table and gone
over to say hi?

How dare he want his
     coworkers to do there jobs
Big Ben. Or Hines Ward.

It stops the normal
     robots for a few seconds,
and then it pops off.

Rooted devices
     don't count as that is not what
normal people have.

This bill will extend
     to the unloaded open
carry of rifles.

How did you get this?
     I'm an amateur that can
barley get the moon.

I wore the tape out
     watching it so many times.
Your post gave me feels.

Who was the most drunk
     person you delivered to,
and what did they do?

An asshole. Looks like
     we don't have all out apples
in our tree do we?

Would have been a good
     fight if Rommel had stepped up
to the position.

Bullshit. How the fuck
     do you know God doesn't rape
or abuse people?

I know right. I mean,
     anyone can win silver
in the Olympics.

After a month or
     so he starts inquiring
but I ignore it.

also my mother
     went there and she is an F,
also a happy.

Shit. Edit: I can't
     look at it. It keeps happening.
[I think this is her.

S2: Rose Tyler... S3:
     I wish Rose was here. S4: Oy!
S5: Geronimo!

Where as others suck
     the inside out and retrieve
nutrients this way.

I'm not trying to come
     off rude, but I really don't
think this belongs here.

Just after he sped
     away Doug ran around from
the back of the house.

That shotgun hurt him
     pretty damn bad, and he felt
meaner than ever.

In fact, it's probably
     extra work to *not* support
certain characters.

What resulted is
     ANOTHER rookie being
the man, Klay Thompson.

When you wake up from
     the coma perhaps you would
value helmets more.

I prefer it here
     in England where they're just paid
by their employers.

End up torturing
     their classmates by hijacking
the conversation.

really excellent
     work Its because that is not
proper arabic.

^what she said You guys
     are talking about hooking
up with chinese girls.

Mad because you used
     the town name wrong and you didn't
actually play this game.

I'm a musician.
     I'm unemployed. I like juice.
Sometimes, I wear pants.

I'm just wondering
     if most atheists are one
way or the other.

It should be noted
     how large the Imperial
Army had become.

Yes. His emphasis
     was on the *seems* and people
seem to forget this.

You can't tell us one
     duty is sacrosanct whilst
the other isn't.

The only thing I'd
     argue with on the Risk path
is the first question.

Honestly, I'm not
     far from putting the word feud
in quotation marks.

Just because you don't
     like something, doesn't mean no
one else can like it.

[deleted] Doesn't
     something like this usually
wait until jury?

It doesn't work if
     you're being forced to buy things,
for ANY REASON.

Does anyone else
     think that sounds fucking awesome?
Or is it just me.

I feel more prepared
     to let her off the leash now
once we are ready.

Visit. Just don't go
     inside the exclusion zone
in Fukushima.

Hugs. I **swear** i thought
     this was a spaceship before
i read the title.

It depends on what
     you define as a better
year for a Center.

You might have to choose
     which map you want to play on
before you can search.

Russian music is
     about the emotional
showing and despair.

I enjoy family
     guy but I really don't like
American dad.

Especially because
     I live in Utah. You are
seriously fine.

"If there's a problem,
     and something can be done, there's
no use worrying.

What do you mean "would"?
     This is what it sounds like, not
what it "would" sound like...

But it sounds like you
     need to be taking your own
advice on this one!

You must be new here..
     OH RIGHT! You are! Surprised you've
survived for two days.

He didn't stare at me
     too long, over hug me or
anything crazy.

And as below, rules
     and other players agree.
He was my hero.

There are other brands
     for the even fairer, but
you don't look that fair.

Well, that's all I can
     think of right now, plus my hand
is starting to cramp.

However, Ruby
     on Rails is a framework built
on top of Ruby.

Nice! Speaking of lost
     wallets, I lost mine once when
I was in high school.

I feel like this is
     something all players of all
races agree on.

anyone need gear?
     I got some (quality) shit
to pawn off. Hello!

Even in extreme
     heat, I use a sheet over
most of my body.

The movie posters,
     sure, they're all blue and orange.
But actual movies?

It's okay, I'd run
     out of a bath screaming if
the lights went out too.

There's a lot more stuff
     that isn't "uptight" sounding
if you search around.

He even told us
     that when he brings food we are
not welcome to it.

I had serious
     issues with this when I first
got home from Japan.

What sort of bag (if
     at all is he carrying)?
is it a briefcase?

I'm sorry that you
     did not fully understand
what I was saying.

I don't understand.
     [insert exasperated
Jackie Chan] SO BRAVE!

Care more about what
     people on the internet
think about you bro.

they probably either
     did it on purpose or are
just totally dumb.

They just changed so much
     stuff to make it better here
and it made it worse...

Congratulations
     on knowing what all straight men
in Asia prefer.

It's because simply
     telling people not to do
something doesn't work.

As someone older
     and god I hope wiser than
you, listen to me.

fucking customers
     over by "losing" their drinks),
then you are an ass.

Believe it or not,
     I may be wrong. What a slut
Nope, completely wrong.

It's just rude to tell
     someone their sister's a whore
no matter what. Wow!

And you're not! And if
     you wanna hang with me, then
I'll give it one shot!

A year later we're
     still together, things working
out nicely so far.

No one wants to pay
     taxes there so it's potholes
and speed traps galore.

Pressing Shift again
     could instantly snap you back
to your character.

Therefore, one must find
     sources *outside the bible*
to verify it.

So that's what they mean
     when they say you get tunnel
vision in high speeds?

Someone REALLY likes
     bad dragon Jesus, it has
orange and blue too.

And was it any
     variation of a hip
toss that broke your spine?

Really? Just a few
     months ago everyone was
ridiculing him.

I mean the Big East
     sucks, just by joining they are
one of its best teams.

I assume those won't
     be hard to find? Or.. you know..
put the cup on it.

Also their soldiers
     probably do not have English
names but Slavic ones.

Has anything like
     this occurred previously,
I wonder? Hubcaps.

I've tried it before
     and didn't understand it, but
I was also drunk.

Being more than twice
     your age, I agree that age
is just a number.

One thing I did not
     like was the "filler content"
in the videos.

I live in Plymouth,
     and I know that I've walked past
this sign many times.

Mom: Oh my goodness
     [insert Little Girl's name here],
you've saved our family!

Yes. Ditto, ditto.)
     I was looking to see if
someone posted this.

I'd buy one. I hope
     Apple makes headway into
the TV market.

Dust2 5eva! Seems like
     not only the Steam forums
are getting desperate.

I just remembered
     I have a bunch of their shit
on my computer.

You better believe
     I wanna see this footage.
Insomniac here.

Anyway, I love
     Lewis, but I think this one
doesn't have much weight.

And I would message
     the OP for not censoring
your name. Bad karma.

The cat proceeded
     to shit all over his shirt
once he picked it up.

It's not like they were
     killing innocent people.
They were wasting scum.

This just in, Thomas
     Jefferson did indeed fist
fight a gorilla.

Another ten tries.
     Those giant heavies and mass
pyro are painful.

It's illogical
     to draw a conclusion based
on no evidence.

is that similar
     to a real whale's song or not?
Hey baby; let's dance!

After all, the thing
     we're asking whether it has
free will is this "I".

When I was young there
     was an old time radio
story about this.

Yeah you tend to need
     to upgrade to the latest
W8 release.

Hate them still because
     this more of an alternate
universe style pic.

It's been featured on
     here before, so far it's worked
pretty well for me.

I would be pissed on
     principle if I was forced
to pay it. Been done!

I was also on
     about eight grams of mushrooms.
It was beautiful.

It was just a tree.
     Nothing to do with knowledge.
I think you're correct.

But now that I know
     that, I can't do it and feel
good about myself.

However, until
     then, freshwater baroque pearls
are cheap and awesome.

Then no one can talk
     about anything because
everyone is dead.

[deleted] Damn I'm
     taking Cutler number one
overall for sure.

And really enjoyed
     the insight in to your life.
Regards, from Melbourne.

We had this happen
     to us in New Mexico
on a caving trip.

Be happy that you
     are not them, because I am
sure it fucking sucks.

Low to mid tier games
     player skill is the major
deciding factor.