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You alliance should
     be clearing a page every
couple of minutes.

GASP!) Until it does
     happen, do tell me. Condoms.
stoner boner Thanks!

You're only a few
     years older than my campers.
We need more of you!

I already called
     my senator and urged him
to vote against it.

Throw this drama queen
     in the pit of a Slayer
show and watch the fun.

A government will
     get elected that will tell
the US to f off.

"I actually do not
     give a fuck about getting
with a girl at all.

She was panhandling,
     people were mostly walking
by ignoring her.

In fact, I didn't know
     there was a difference until
I was in my teens.

Either way, you seem
     like good guys and I hope you
keep up the good work.

maybe anderson?
     who knows huey lewis &
the news is dad rock.

The tax laws also
     do nothing to dissuade me
from doing my job.

I'll try again when
     I'm back at a computer.
Thanks for telling me!

It would never be
     made human if it were not
human already.

You never know, right
     now is the time, and it could
gain some good traction.

Personality
     to meet your first few contacts,
hard work after that.

They didn't even shoot
     down the planes after it was
clear they were hijacked.

Encourages sprawl.
     Tax rate will be higher than
competing cities.

do we really want
     to play this "lol you
can't PROVE THAT" game here?

Aw man, the things I'd
     do to see that live again!
It was so, so good.

This. Watch the first two
     and then go see the movie
again tomorrow.

This is what happens
     when the players make the rules.
When did this happen?

Now pour 2-ounce shots like
     I told you. Baby, you like
everything I do.

It was forever
     ago, I have no clue where
to begin looking.

I wonder if they'll
     extend the posting limit
or just ignore it?

If I post about
     some obscure book I read no
one will up vote it.

I think he plans on
     that being the official
hangout after games.

Maybe they're cheaper
     now, it's been a while since I've
smoked regularly.

Well, it's not about
     how I got asked out, it's how
I asked out this girl.

Next thing you'll tell me
     that screwing my wife is why
I have all these kids!

It doesn't really
     help to form an objective
assessment, mind. How?

REALLY fucking loud.
     But I love you anyway.
"One small step for man.

This happened to me,
     except it damaged my door
and hood immensely.

Its such a silly
     and happy show that you just
cant help but love it.

Find a mental health
     counselor (or "therapist")
willing to help you.

I heard the best thing
     to do for a blister is
to take off your shirt.

I miss my black lab
     so much, and it's already
been almost a year.

Totally agreed.
     That can backfire; trust me. Me;
"My house has a cat."

Lovely So I've learned
     lucid dreaming if I dream
about waking up?

I do not deny
     that more crime is committed
by blacks in the US.

When a woman is
     yelling at a man it's deemed
to be the man's fault.

Trying to mountain bike
     when I was not old enough
and not strong enough.

They aren't the evil
     red army the media
makes them out to be.

Bending of the rules
     is what you do in racing.
It's part of the game.

Feel good? You glad you
     cluttered this thread up with our
stupid argument?

Really the shoes are
     the worst part and I can tell
you will be noticed.

By buying something,
     I do not become a gay
marriage supporter.

I hate Ron Paul, but
     damn it, if you like him then
exercise your rights.

Has there been any
     news on what happens to guilds
when leaders transfer?

Maybe it's just late
     at night and thus I am not
very patient though.

It'll be fun, she said)
     and she has yet to return
any of my calls.

I told him, weed didn't
     make your brother a loser,
he IS A LOSER.

Have you ever not
     eaten for a while and then
finally eaten?

Not real long either,
     so a quick read too, so you
can just pop through it.

An original
     piece is obviously more
valuable than print.

I don't know, maybe
     rice and beans are cheaper here,
but it is still weird.

[deleted] A full
     understanding of theory
after seven years?

In this case, it is
     best to cart off the person
along with the bags.

One of my friends lives
     in the center of Malden
and really likes it.

Also, would you rate
     yourself as a pretty cool
guy overall? Thanks.

First started on One
     Piece while I was home during
the school holiday.

So many people
     have been living an actual
life on the weekend.

I am an indie
     myself so ultimately
I agree with you.

A lot of work was
     done during the Gemini
program you know. Ugh..

However, it's mush
     less "kill whitey" than you might
be led to believe.

or just jazz it up
     with pearls (don't have to be real)
or something like that.

I snap with my thumb
     and index finger, but not
at the finger tips.

"Great minds think alike"
     Great minds don't think alike, that's
what makes them great minds.

When I let her out
     she was all playful and her
self and still purring.

Remember the whole
     madness and greatness are two
sides of the same coin?

I read this forum
     because I know how it feels
to be unemployed.

Nope, but there isn't
     anything stopping you from
building with others.

Not weird or creepy
     at all if I'm dating or
married to the guy.

*Red leader stood by,
     now it is his turn to step
up to the challenge.

Why would I do that?
     I'm saying infinite is
only in concept.

Yeah, I can't even
     get to mom without taking
at least one hit though.

Can't get me enough.
     You can be right, or you can
be happy. Pick one.

Your guys' names sound like
     you could be part of some crime
fighting trio. Uh.

When you age beers do
     age everything you buy or
do you try one fresh?

Probably. Most are poor,
     uneducated people
from third world countries.

Because of my work
     schedule, I can only take
the math class this fall.

I think we agree
     and I just misunderstood
some of your wording.

I remember how
     surprised everyone was when
Discord was revealed.

It could be different
     depending on whether you
breathed on it or not.

And no, I don't think
     AI was the only reason
the Sixers were good.

I usually hate
     scary movies, but that one
actually made me laugh.

It's hard to describe
     but it was definitely
*uncomfortable*.

I had a German
     shepherd whose right ear flopped but
left ear stood straight up.

Plex won't understand
     that (sometimes it does, and that's
luck most of the time).

You guys make me laugh.
     Do you know how many cars
are speed limited?

They gave them all there
     knowledge and unleashed them on
the fields of justice.

The very next line,
     said by her, says pretty much
the same thing you did.

This is the that than
     which nothing greater can be
thought, at least by me.

It is the correct
     way to say it, after all.
Cats can be bitches...

You don't get to choose
     what teams you get to watch when
you live in the US.

Internet handshake.
     I think the genius one could
work with less water.

If people actually
     knew what the Fed did, they'd want
to get rid of it?

He on the other
     hand was completely baffled
at my reasoning.

I lot of places
     allow kids to be hired
at a younger age.

I love that the kid
     wants to read, but there's a time
and place everything.

I guess that is just
     usually called criminal
or bohemian.

They are not being
     discriminated against,
but that's not the point.

Let everyone know
     if its worth it on PC
I'm not to worried.

"Do you know why its
     the second definition?
CAUSE ITS NOT THE FIRST!"

See how they react
     to it, and use that to gauge
the interaction.

"OH MY GOD SOMEONE
     ASKED THIS ALREADY". Fuck you,
ignore the damn post.

I wish the Party
     Van would tweet its location.
I wanna party!

Uncle Ron took me
     to the storage area,
in back of the store.

That should enable
     you to stay in her life no
matter what happens.

If you were a small
     kitchen appliance, which one
would you be and why?

After that I'm bored
     out of my skull and wanting
to rip my eyes out.

Good contrast between
     the last two posters Punk has
been on. Sorry, NA.

If you ever leave
     mom's basement, give me a call.
Awe, that's really sweet!

Wow, this is really
     great of you to do. Thanks! Nice!
Wish I could be there!

Does anyone here
     support possibly going
to war with Iran?

I agree. Schott glass
     is much higher quality
glass than chinese glass.

I have hit chinese
     pieces that are similar
that rip the SAME way.

Up vote for you sir,
     for the tidbit of knowledge
you have bestowed. Wow.

A COUPLE OF YEARS
     AGO THEY WERE PRACTICALLY
GIVING THOSE AWAY.

Everyone on here
     seems so helpful and friendly.
I still have this book!

you are guaranteed
     delivery of goods if
you execute them.

You should be happy
     if anyone is willing
to hand out free games.

It's a civil one.
     Not being owned by someone
is a human right.

This has already
     been explained to you, but you
are ignoring it.

You have awesome taste!
     Just to be clear on this point,
they looked at me first.

At the very least,
     your food prices are about
to increase sharply.

All of the movies
     are short enough, though, that they're
worth a shot I think.

Anytime someone
     says "Keep calm" before telling
you to do something.

Yes changing the tax
     system and NOT the rates can
make things easier.

[deleted] To be
     fair, that's how I was taught, up
until like sixth grade.

Seriously though,
     it's a cool group of people,
from all walks of life.

You somehow managed
     to post this two and a half
years in the future.

Again: this is not
     heroin or meth that we're
talking about here.

This guy might actually
     be getting a free TV,
I'm kinda jealous.

So booking a gig
     in a week isn't gonna
get me food today.

It is illegal
     to make a game where you can
murder children. Fries?

It's very valid
     too, and I definitely
am open to it!

Also find out what
     the 'threshold dose' of each drug
is, and take that. NO!

get him away from
     that hammer calf Can you guess
why I enjoy them?

That concept is what
     I call god. Anyway, that's
the way I see things.

Just pointing out laws
     don't stop crime dead in its tracks
like you suggested.

Longer lasting mark?
     It's bleach, the color doesn't
slowly reappear.

I didn't see any
     details for todays meeting,
where would I find those?

Depends what you are
     looking for and how much are
you willing to spend.

Do you have a car
     and how far off campus are
you willing to go?

I believe you might
     there is a button you need
to press to check range.

He never believed
     in you either [deleted]
I know how you feel.

WEATHER! Was looking
     for a Fry's comment found one,
u need more up votes.

So of it's not current
     military, I'm gonna
say futuristic.

I've progressively
     been getting raises throughout
my employment there.

After saying some
     other things, yes she wanted
to be left alone.

Tell him to pay up
     now and then take him with you
on a world wide trek.

Once the stop doing
     that i won't mind if someone
wants to take there spot.

Not to bum you out
     or anything, but that's what
I was afraid of.

Or find a lawyer
     friend to contact them and try
to get them talking.

Well... Her lips are pink
     like a roosters dink, and her
hair is dog shit brown.

Interesting. Would be
     *real* interesting if you could
find that audio.

We will recognize
     what is going on. But please!
You got my hopes up!

Nah.. I like to think
     i'll smell of tequila, shame
and broken dreams! Why?

(so far anyway!)
     I think they are great man, you
should be proud of these.

He looks wonderful!
     Alas, I am on the wrong
side of the country.

If you have a hard
     on for the things I said, then
vote for Mitt himself.

And an ancient Greek
     explorer went to what's now
thought to be Iceland?

Why is everyone
     assuming this is a ring
and not a bracelet?

That is why some drugs
     destroy the brain and why some
drugs can heal the brain.

[deleted] not sure
     if compliment or insult
[Reminds me of this.

What you seem to be
     saying doesn't make a great
deal of sense to me.

Isn't it better
     for the world if this money
was spent on something?

No Regrets. And yes,
     I have proof if requested
but the picture sucks.

It looks fine. Why did
     you do a painting of Link
for your mother though?

Even Coleman Reese
     makes a joke about the trust
fund etc.

Purchase some vermouth
     and make a true martini.
It's where I started.

It's where I started.
     Then I started to to make
dirty martinis.

How exactly is
     being fat "detrimental
to society"?

And I was talking
     about my conversation
with you directly.

Like Apple couldn't
     have come up with most of these
inventions themselves.

Simply beautiful.
     Ill bet its hard to source parts
for a ride like that.

as a black person,
     I would be pissed if that is
why I got the job.

Either way I fail
     to see how the staff would be
held responsible.

Last I heard Florence
     was down to a few thousand.
Go to the doctor!!

turn around, go back
     inside, call in sick, and pull
covers over head.

Though, I guess Radcliffe
     was drinking like O'Toole by
the end anyway.

Anyway, I'm not
     sure how I would even bring
this up to my wife.

Feels good doesn't it!
     I quit smoking and started
eating healthier.

just vague opinions.
     Frankly. You should be ashamed.
[Say that to her face.

Writer, $30K --give or
     take depending upon how
much freelance I get.

He probably heard her
     running from a mile away
You could just [make one.

Well there are several
     clients available on
their portal right now.

There's nothing glaring
     in his Batman films that screams
studio meddling.

food can taste so good.
     no state of body can taste
as good as bacon.

Trails are actually marked
     for their difficulties too,
kind of like ski hills.

Try it, for science.
     Reverse vampire? i just bought
that case yesterday.

I laughed really hard,
     because you're getting so much
shit for no reason.

You spend time to say
     the things that need to be said,
and you don't hold back.

Personally, I am
     most attracted to slim white
women with small breasts.

Little Britain (Start
     from the second season, then
watch first, then watch third).

Also it's my set
     salary, I get no tips
for helping as well.

MIG will fill a gap
     where stick would have just blown through.
She started posting!?

This happened last year
     and the person had finals
and a vacation.

Maybe it's just me,
     but I'd like to have at least
one of my games back.

I heard cognac fucks
     you up lol you're right,
what was I thinking?